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    Blonde Mortician

    A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive,
    expertly tailored black suit.

    The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body
    dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he
    is already wearing.

    The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his
    best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde
    mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please
    have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing'

    The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her
    husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the
    suit fits him perfectly.

    She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You
    did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

    To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank
    check. 'There's no charge,' she says.

    'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue
    suit!' she says.

    'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased
    gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you
    left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his
    wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead,
    and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

    'So I just switched the heads.

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