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    Bob the chicken

    Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber..

    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.....'

    Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

    St.. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

    Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

    A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

    'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

    'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '

    'Never,' said Bob.

    'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

    Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

    Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....

    'BOB, wake up. You s*** the bed!'

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    Lol

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    Bob the chicken


    I though it was illegal to do this:giggle:

    hahaha

    hahaha i lol'd :thumbsup:

    as always skuzzed you made me lorff

    :w00t: :giggle::lol:

    Original Poster

    raptorcigs;8857593

    as always [SIZE="6"]skuzzed[/SIZE] you made me lorff



    Cheers, crappyfags:thumbsup:

    haha. one of the better ones I've seen on here.

    Banned

    Inb4 trolls say they didnt LOL.

    Original Poster

    guv;8857646

    Inb4 trolls say they didnt LOL.



    black gerbil1;8857104

    tl;dr



    Too late Guv:-D

    very funny:-D
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