Found 24th Feb 2005
Books You Can't Buy

"How to Write Large Books" by Warren Peace
"The Lion Attacked" by Claude Yarmoff
"The Art of Archery" by Beau N. Arrow
"Songs for Children" by Barbara Blacksheep
"Irish Heart Surgery" by Angie O'Plasty
"Desert Crossing" by I. Rhoda Camel
"School Truancy" by Marcus Absent
"I Was a Cloakroom Attendant" by Mahatma Coate
"I Lost My Balance" by Eileen Dover and Phil Down
"Mystery in the Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung
"Positive Reinforcement" by Wade Ago
"Shhh!" by Danielle Soloud
"The Philippine Post Office" by Imelda Letter
"Things to Do at a Party" by Bob Frapples
"Stop Arguing" by Xavier Breath
"Raising Mosquitos" by I. Itch
"Mountain Climbing" by Hugo First

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Very funny!!

I aint saying nothing... :wink:

You forgot "Laying Carpets" by Walter Wall

You also forgot:

"Get Rich Quick" by Robin Banks :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Original Poster

Gotta love these :lol: Thanks for the add ons + keep 'em coming

Are you sure I Was A Cloakroom Attendant was written by Mahatma Coate? I thought it was by Angus McCoatup.

Late For Work by Dr Wages
Crossing A Man With A Duck by Willie Waddle
Bubbles In The Bath by Ivor Windybottom
Safe Hitchhiking by Ren Tacar
Falling Off A Cliff by Eileen Dover

more jokes.... cos we cant friday bump our regular joke thread!

"Nail in the bannister" by Claude Balls

The Russian lemonade thief by Noka Craterpopoff.
The Russian prostitute by Nickers Onanoff.
Another Russian Prostitute by Onya Backyerbeech.
The Japanese Car Thief by Tommy Takyamotor.

"The Russian with three teste's" by Ooja Nickabolakov
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