Found 3rd May 2009
One is bored (me) and need some light entertainment. My kids dont go to bed til ages so cant get any relief for ages, anyone got any suggestions?

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A'hem.....

Erm......

Noooo - I can't ...

;-)

xxxx

Have you looked at Bored.com?
That may kill a few minutes.....
xxx

Original Poster

Lol, I can't??

My kids dont go to bed til ages



do something with the kids

You know!!!?!?!#
xxx

Original Poster

have done, played snakes and ladders and pick up sticks, now watching doc who, but it not fulfilling enough lol

Original Poster

cloudthecat;5108486

You know!!!?!?!#xxx



I do? lol
do tell.... lol

take them out!! sunday after noon sun is shining

Learn Them Somthing

Original Poster

have been out, only home since half 3. lol

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raptorcigs;5108502

Learn Them Somthing


rofl, i'm a teacher so they get enough of that trust me lol

[SIZE=1][COLOR=red][COLOR=black]
[COLOR=black]Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black](Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
[/COLOR]
[/COLOR][COLOR=black]Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black]Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.

[/COLOR][/SIZE]][SIZE=1][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=black]See what's in your neighbour's rubbish[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=1][COLOR=black](Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.

[/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][SIZE=1]Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?


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raptorcigs;5108502

Learn Them Somthing


Well, let's start with English grammer shall we.....:oops:
Perhaps we could 'teach' them something too....:whistling:

cloudthecat;5108540

Well, let's start with English grammer shall we.....:oops:Perhaps we … Well, let's start with English grammer shall we.....:oops:Perhaps we could 'teach' them something too....:whistling:



+1 LOL Awesome....:thumbsup:

mrs moon 53;5108497

I do? loldo tell.... lol


YOU KNOW!!!!

Ermmm... Wot-ja-ma-call-it.....??

You mentioned......

Well, that you were bored, and looking for perhaps some........ :oops:

Erm, ......

Light relief i think was the saying....

Er,....... :whistling:

xxxx

I'm purrrring still!

xxxx

Original Poster

Lol, brilliant ideas there, the key to sounding welsh is potentially brilliant, but being welsh already that is a bit of a bummer and we say innit not isn't it? lmao :):)

mrs moon 53;5108567

Lol, brilliant ideas there, the key to sounding welsh is potentially … Lol, brilliant ideas there, the key to sounding welsh is potentially brilliant, but being welsh already that is a bit of a bummer and we say innit not isn't it? lmao :):)


Do you know what, when I copied that onto their I thought to myself I BET - I just BET somebody (I wasn't expecting you!!) was going to be Welsh and said something!

ROFL!!!

xxxx

Original Poster

cloudthecat;5108564

YOU KNOW!!!!Ermmm... Wot-ja-ma-call-it.....??You mentioned......Well, … YOU KNOW!!!!Ermmm... Wot-ja-ma-call-it.....??You mentioned......Well, that you were bored, and looking for perhaps some........ :oops:Erm, ......Light relief i think was the saying....Er,....... :whistling:xxxxI'm purrrring still!xxxx




Lol, yes, I love flirting I do (imagine welsh accent there will you?)

Oh Dear God!

All I can think of now you said the Welsh accent is that blonde girlie that said pretty much the same thing on Big Brother one year.....

"I love blinking I do!"

xxxx

Original Poster

Helen, I work with her mum, she is just as dizzy lmao
And yes, I did say it just like that. lol

:whistling:Wasn't their a deal on here the other day - for one of those boredom / stress reliever thingy's....????:-D

(A'hem) - Blushing somewhat......With paws over eyes!:oops:

xxx

mrs moon 53;5108582

Lol, yes, I love flirting I do (imagine welsh accent there will you?)



Blinking too???

sorry couldn't help myself.
WE're having a lazy day today but I find myself getting bored too.

Luckly AM and mr b have no such problems lol. one engrossed on the DS and the other the paper. And not the way round you'd think!!!!

mrs moon 53;5108618

Helen, I work with her mum, she is just as dizzy lmaoAnd yes, I did say … Helen, I work with her mum, she is just as dizzy lmaoAnd yes, I did say it just like that. lol


NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW Funny is THAT!!!

Seeeeeee! There you go! You are not so bored now are you!

Helen!

God - that was it - I remember her now!

ROFL!!!

Oh Dear Me!
xxxxx:p:-D

[quote=jennybubbles;5108641]Blinking too???

WE're having a lazy day today but I find myself getting bored too.

Plenty of stress reliver tips here JB!!

xx

Original Poster

my kids r similar, on 360's, ds's and hubby on pc on boring EVE game. lol
And yes Helen, also did see stress reliever thingy, about a tenner was it? lol,





Be here Tuesday so my email says

mrs moon 53;5108514

rofl, i'm a teacher so they get enough of that trust me lol


LEARN ME SOMTHING:thumbsup::w00t:

cloudthecat;5108664

Plenty of stress reliver tips here JB!!



I like tips I do
:lol:

mrs moon 53;5108680

my kids r similar, on 360's, ds's and hubby on pc on boring EVE game. … my kids r similar, on 360's, ds's and hubby on pc on boring EVE game. lolAnd yes Helen, also did see stress reliever thingy, about a tenner was it? lol, Be here Tuesday so my email says



See now I'm trying to decide between 3 cherry trees and a stress releiver.....

Original Poster

Lol, ahhh welsh accents make every phrase fun. lol

Original Poster

I think he may mean the durex stress reliever that was good deal, mind u I am guessing as he hasnt agreed that this is the 1. Lol
But why dont u get 2 trees and if it is any good I'll give you the nod and u can then invest in the 'stress reliever' lmao

mrs moon 53;5108718

I think he may mean the durex stress reliever that was good deal, mind u … I think he may mean the durex stress reliever that was good deal, mind u I am guessing as he hasnt agreed that this is the 1. LolBut why dont u get 2 trees and if it is any good I'll give you the nod and u can then invest in the 'stress reliever' lmao


:lol:

the trees come in 3's still would be intrested in the heads up if the wand thingy is good.

Original Poster

Will defo keep you posted honey, mind u it not only thing on order so may not get to test it out immediately lmao
wonder where cats gone??
got bored of playing maybe?

mrs moon 53;5108803

Will defo keep you posted honey, mind u it not only thing on order so may … Will defo keep you posted honey, mind u it not only thing on order so may not get to test it out immediately lmaowonder where cats gone??got bored of playing maybe?:(



maybe went to play :lol: :oops:

Original Poster

Rofl, jammy sod if he did, hard to get any space in my house at this time of day. lol

Oh Dear me,

I was rolling around the floor blushing and laughing sooo much that I HAD to get some liquid stress relief.....
In the pub!
(Say's in an imitation Welsh accent) "I love drinking I do!"
:-)

xxxxx

cloudthecat;5117260

Oh Dear me, I was rolling around the floor blushing and laughing sooo … Oh Dear me, I was rolling around the floor blushing and laughing sooo much that I HAD to get some liquid stress relief.....In the pub!(Say's in an imitation Welsh accent) "I love drinking I do!":-)xxxxx


woose!!!

jennybubbles;5119677

woose!!!


Meeeeeeeee??

Nooooooo!

Surely not JB???

:whistling:

(hic!)

xxxxx
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