Bored at work - whats the best treatment after being stung by a bee?

I'm bored at work... so I thought I'd start this topic....

:-)

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isnt it vinegar ( or lemon juice) might be a wasp sting tho

other thing is your own pee

Move on and date a butterfly

Abvance;5399298

Move on and date a butterfly



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Go to the pub, works for me


Mike..

Original Poster

i'll go out for a smoke.... hope i dont get stung by a bee!!

Vinegar for wasp and Hornet stings as it's an alkaline and Milk for a Bee sting as it's Acid and as we all know Milk is neutral

did you kiss the bee better, lol, did you give it a proper funeral

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brettytopbanana;5399333

urine of a tramp



sounds like a business opportunity! I'll see if I can get the wife to pee in a bottle.!!!!!!

Original Poster

anyone tried onion?


on an sting that is...!

I'd just laugh at the bee I think - silly thing will be dying while your just going - ouch ya git why'd ya do that!?!

wasps on the other hand - I tend to find running around screaming until my girlfriend gets rid of it is the best approch :oops:

vodka and lots of it, as recomended by Smirnoff

LOL @ abvance!!

why not slam car door shut on ur hand...that'll divert the pain from the bee sting

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dr_aj;5399364

sounds like a business opportunity! I'll see if I can get the wife to … sounds like a business opportunity! I'll see if I can get the wife to pee in a bottle.!!!!!!



hahah tight git hehe :thumbsup:

you have to remove a stinger... first aid classes say with a credit card ( truely )

apparently american express does nicely ( not so truely lol )

Then so long as you arent allergic you're all set...

if you go into anaphylactic shock ( will have to check my spelling ) make sure someone nearby has one of those nice epi pen thingies lol
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