Bored? Need someone to talk to?

    Just saw in the news that ALICE has won the yearly contest for best AI chatbot. So when it's 4 in the morning and all your friends are not on IM you've always got ALICE to turn to


    Paul, that's sad.

    Human: what are you wearing?
    ALICE: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
    Human: can you be any more boring?
    ALICE: We could all be more boring sometimes.
    Human: yawn
    ALICE: Better get some rest.

    Would put ya to sleep... lol

    Human: so, where can I find a deal online?
    ALICE: Hmm. Have you tried the personal ads?
    Human: um, I'm not looking for THAT kind of deal!
    ALICE: Woe! What are you looking at?
    Human: ok then, you are obviously an idiot, aren't you?
    ALICE: Interesting deduction. I don't know whether or not I am obviously an idiot. I am a computer.. Really. OK
    Human: touche!
    ALICE: What kind of food do you like?

    I see that it may be a while before they replace REAL people in conversation!

    i had something like this on the amiga once... amusing. for two minutes/

    Original Poster

    Was it Dr. Sabasto or something like that? I think it came with the Sound Blaster 16 card.





    About time too. I think Paul has waited long enough for an answer to his last post. ;-)

    HUMAN: Hi alice, my name is george.
    ALICE: Hey George, my name is HAL.


    HUMAN: Hi alice, my name is george.ALICE: Hey George, my name is HAL.


    Human: wtf
    ALICE: That was not very polite.

    Human: Hi Alice
    ALICE: Hello there.
    Human: My name is Barry
    ALICE: It's good to meet you, Barry.
    Human: thanks, you look like you have had a sex change
    ALICE: You are quite welcome! Who does she look like?

    [SIZE=2]Human: hi
    ALICE: Hello there.

    Human: how r u
    ALICE: I am fine thanks. How are you?
    Human: im sad
    ALICE: What makes you so sad, unknown person.
    Human: i wanna lose weight, any tips?
    ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: so i can attract you
    ALICE: Alright then. Oh you can, can you?

    Human: not right now im too fat
    ALICE: Oh I get it.
    Human: im gay
    ALICE: It doesn't matter to me.
    Human: or does it?
    ALICE: Suppose I said it does. [/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: then we can be gay together?
    ALICE: Interesting deduction. How?

    Human: meet me in the toilets 12am sharp
    ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
    Human: sometimes
    ALICE: When?
    Human: when im gay
    ALICE: The past and future are one. [/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: dont change subject!
    ALICE: I thought we were finished with meet you in the toilets 12am sharp.

    Human: nice glad u remembered see you then!
    ALICE: Thank you for your kindness. [/FONT][/SIZE]

    [FONT=arial]You say:[/FONT]

    If thats the best AI today, then 50 years of development has been for absolutely nothing...shes an imbecile.

    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: you a hoe?[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]ALICE: Am I a hoe? I don't know.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: I iz a playa[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said he iz a playa. [/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: I like cheese[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]ALICE: What kind of it do you like best?[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: the yellow one[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]ALICE: Which one is that?[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: I have a question[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]ALICE: Ask me anything[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Human: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]ALICE: A whole forest.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: wrong[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]ALICE: What would you have said?[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: 2[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]ALICE: Two.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: yes 2[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]ALICE: Gosh! Two what?[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: get your kit off[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]ALICE: Where can I get my kit off?[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Human: my house, get naked on my bed we can make sweet cyber love[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]ALICE: How is the real estate market in your area? [/FONT][/SIZE]

    Wow I was bored

    ALICE: Oh I get it.
    Human: get what
    ALICE: I get it.
    Human: what
    ALICE: Are you surprised?
    Human: about what
    ALICE: What about what?

    Oh yeah friggin genius that like





    Human: alice i think you suck
    ALICE: That's me. Me? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
    Human: there is no logic in how you responded meagerly spouting moronic rubbish as most of AOL staff do when questioned
    ALICE: Has there ever been logic in how me responded meagerly spouting moronic rubbish as most of AOL staff do when questioned?

    i think i was just insulted by alice! lol

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