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    What Religion Is Your Bra?


    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.


    What type of bra?" asked the clerk.


    Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?


    Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.


    Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

    'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer'?


    Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.


    The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
    The Catholic type supports the masses.
    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
    The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.


    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
    If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
    (A} Almost Boobs...
    {B} Barely there.
    {C} Can't Complain!
    {D} Dang!
    {DD} Double dang!
    {E} Enormous!
    {F} Fake.
    {G} Get a Reduction.
    {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
    Send this to all that will appreciate it!
    They forgot the German bra.
    Holtzemfromfloppen

    11 Comments

    What about cup sizes bigger than 'H'?

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    Susannah;2158782

    What about cup sizes bigger than 'H'?



    Need examples!

    :whistling:

    The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills......
    Please explain!!

    Lol quiet funni

    Susannah;2158782

    What about cup sizes bigger than 'H'?



    You boasting Susannah ? lol

    Great post

    rockyfella;2158840

    The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills......Please explain!!



    Push up bra's

    rockyfella;2158840

    The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills......Please explain!!



    hannah19790;2162192

    Push up bra's



    Maybe he meant what's the Baptist connection... :whistling:

    I am Dang and need the Salvation Army bra please (not joking either, looks like I breatfed my son whilst he was on the floor and I was standing up, I didn't even breastfeed him!!)

    midjet666;2162282

    I am Dang and need the Salvation Army bra please (not joking either, … I am Dang and need the Salvation Army bra please (not joking either, looks like I breatfed my son whilst he was on the floor and I was standing up, I didn't even breastfeed him!!)



    sexy

    morris7;2162417

    sexy



    lol I know, think how my poor OH feels (we're both only 20!) and things can only go more downhill :oops: lol
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