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    My Auntie has been collecting buttons for years but during a recent emergency, she wouldn't let me sew one onto my shirt. Why not?

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    :thumbsup:Chocolate buttons:thumbsup:

    Because she's a bitch?? :w00t:

    choc buttons i think like

    You haven't got a shirt :roll:

    Because it isn't Christmas Panto time yet.

    Original Poster

    Chocolate buttons is wrong.
    No, she's not a bitch (usually)

    Keep thinking.....

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    Syzable;6485251

    Because she's a *****?? :w00t:



    I don't think you're allowed to call someone a *****, but you're allowed to talk about a dog being a bitch

    Original Poster

    lumoruk;6485301

    I don't think you're allowed to call someone a *****, but you're allowed … I don't think you're allowed to call someone a *****, but you're allowed to talk about a dog being a bitch



    Are you calling my auntie a dog?! :w00t:

    because she is a serial killer, who has been collecting relatives of jenson button, and you sewing one of her victims on your shirt is a bit of a giveaway

    Because you had banged your head, had concussion and were bleeding to death and it was an emergency that you got to hospital.
    You didnt have time to sew a button on your shirt lol.

    because you are **** at sewing and would poke your eye out with the pin during a bad tantrum following sticking the pin in your finger

    Because she knows you cant sew and would lose the button, therefore you'd have to keep going back to her for more buttons.

    Because you are sewing "one" to your shirt,not a button.

    You are a danger to society and not allowed sharp items, so no needles for you...

    You have a zip up shirt?? :-D

    Original Poster

    All good answers (well, nearly all!) but no-one is correct yet...
    A smidge of rep for the winner!

    You trying to sew number one onto a football shirt?

    Is it buttons off a telephone?

    She liked the glimpse of man flesh on offer. :?

    The emergency was a power cut & she didn't want me sewing in the dark.

    OR

    The buttons are in fact badges (they're called buttons in America), so are of no use to me.

    Original Poster

    You're getting close, but no cigar yet.

    what was the emergency? did she lose all her buttons?

    ur shirt doesnt have buttons

    or your too young

    Think the answer is something to do with what sort of emergency would you not want to sew a button on a shirt in.

    The collecting buttons bit is a Derren Brown deception statement me thinks.

    minifish33;6485547

    You're getting close, but no cigar yet.



    Well tell us the bloody answer then:x haha

    You had your hands amputated during the emergency so you can't sew it yourself?

    panic button? You'd use that in an emergency,surely and therefore could not sew it to your shirt as it's needed.

    Because you were still wearing the shirt?

    siren13577;6485622

    panic button? You'd use that in an emergency,surely and therefore could … panic button? You'd use that in an emergency,surely and therefore could not sew it to your shirt as it's needed.



    That sounds like it.Is it right OP?

    the emergency is an earthquake........?

    shes some kind of obsessive webmaster that collects internet buttons.... ?

    someone stole them all :thumbsup:

    somthing to do with his bellybutton?

    she is a pearly queen?

    Can we have an answer yet?

    Tell us already!

    Are we getting an answer to this one? I personally think its as micoo said...the buttons were stolen and that was the emergency, so therefore she couldnt give one to you because they've been stolen.

    The Auntie has collected his 'post reply' button I think.

    Original Poster

    Sorry for the delay peeps.
    Ok, I think you've wasted enough typing time on this one so here it is.
    My Auntie doesn't have a needle and thread. Yep, that's it. That' as good as it gets. I'm sorry for dissapointing you all but who would have thought it, my Auntie has all those buttons and no needle.
    wow.

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    minifish33;6496606

    Sorry for the delay peeps.Ok, I think you've wasted enough typing time on … Sorry for the delay peeps.Ok, I think you've wasted enough typing time on this one so here it is.My Auntie doesn't have a needle and thread. Yep, that's it. That' as good as it gets. I'm sorry for dissapointing you all but who would have thought it, my Auntie has all those buttons and no needle.wow.



    ha,ha i thought that, but thought not as you said she wouldnt let me, not she couldnt let me
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