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    A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem,
    as he was unable to get his manhood erect.

    The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the
    base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there
    was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an
    experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the
    risk. The
    treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk
    into his 'old
    fella'.

    The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go
    through
    life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance
    that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go
    for
    it.

    A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and
    try out his newly renovated equipment.

    As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took
    her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he
    felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being
    extremely painful.. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his
    k**b sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll
    and returned to his trousers.

    His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her
    face
    said, 'That was incredible! can you do that again?'

    With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if
    another bread roll will fit up my a**e'.

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    well done skusey, very funny.:-D
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