BREAKFAST SEX

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Found 18th Aug 2009
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'
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very funny :w00t:
luv it lol
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Wow do you know the same happened to me this morning:thumbsup:

But then I woke up:oops:

Signed THE STAG

Very good to hear a new one. +1
Soft boiled then?
2scoops2;6047123

Soft boiled then?





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2scoops2;6047123

Soft boiled then?

Yeah thats what it says on the first line of the Joke, Didn't you read it??:-D
Haha thats good
SPAMDOG;6047376

Yeah thats what it says on the first line of the Joke, Didn't you read … Yeah thats what it says on the first line of the Joke, Didn't you read it??:-D




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how do you like your eggs in the morning? fertilised or unfertilised:whistling:
lol, that made me laugh, even though I did expect it to go that way. :giggle:
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