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    BREAKFAST SEX

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'

    My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

    She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'

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    :thumbsup:

    very funny :w00t:

    luv it lol

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    :w00t:

    Wow do you know the same happened to me this morning:thumbsup:

    But then I woke up:oops:

    Signed THE STAG

    Very good to hear a new one. +1

    Soft boiled then?

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    2scoops2;6047123

    Soft boiled then?





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    2scoops2;6047123

    Soft boiled then?

    Yeah thats what it says on the first line of the Joke, Didn't you read it??:-D

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    Haha thats good

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    SPAMDOG;6047376

    Yeah thats what it says on the first line of the Joke, Didn't you read … Yeah thats what it says on the first line of the Joke, Didn't you read it??:-D




    :w00t::thumbsup::whistling:+10

    how do you like your eggs in the morning? fertilised or unfertilised:whistling:

    lol, that made me laugh, even though I did expect it to go that way. :giggle:

    speed reading - 60% of the time it works everytime!!
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