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    Breaking Wind in front of people?

    Ok , how many of you botty trump in front of your loved ones? Men do your women do it in front of you? Does it bother you?

    Women, do you do it in front of your men? Does your man let rip in front of you?

    Haha random I know but I am curious?

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    if its gotta go its gotta go better out than in is what my granda used to say! :-)

    front or back?

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    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Fart.svg/600px-Fart.svg.png

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    skusey;8091292

    front or back?



    Lmfao either! :whistling:

    Wherever you may be, let your wind go free. Be it church or chapel, let it rattle........! :w00t:

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    Abvance;8091301

    I've asked this before … I've asked this before lolhttp://www.hotukdeals.com/item/261725/random-question-do-you-fart-in-fron?t=261725



    Great minds eh :thumbsup:

    random but this came up in a convo the other day, i was asked if i do it.....doesnt everyone? seriously?? lol

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    I always have in front of friends I feel like it's a special treat for them heh heh

    I do it either without shame, or with pride. Sometimes, when I've been letting rip of especially potent farts, I'll position myself in such a way that I can exfoliate her face with it.

    Edit: Oh, actually loved ones, no, I'm as discreet and polite as possible.

    Banned

    nobody light a match in here

    Rover........... :whistling:

    skusey;8091292

    front or back?



    :lol:

    http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0065.gif

    looool brilliant thread!!!!!!

    oh yes is my answer - would end up in casualty if I held them in

    we have contests lol, and i do cupcakes OH hates that :oops:

    but he gets me back by holding my head under the cover till i breathe his in :x






    :giggle:

    Anybody else of an age where the freedom to randomly "exhale" has now an added risk factor..... the possibility of "misinterpretation"

    ilovepink;8091403

    we have contests lol, and i do cupcakes OH hates that :oops:but he gets … we have contests lol, and i do cupcakes OH hates that :oops:but he gets me back by holding my head under the cover till i breathe his in :x:giggle:



    whats a cupcake??

    loupomm;8091413

    whats a cupcake??



    fart in your hand, cup it and release in someones face

    i was lolling when writing this ha ha

    Heard about a guy who was in the pub but full of wind.

    He decided to let it go sneakily in time with the music.

    He couldn't understand why people were looking at him.

    Until he realised he was listening to his ipod!! :w00t:

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    ilovepink;8091421

    fart in your hand, cup it and release in someones facei was lolling when … fart in your hand, cup it and release in someones facei was lolling when writing this ha ha



    I am really LOL at this! I've never heard that before! Sitting here laughing my head off while he watches tv , not knowing I wish to cupcake his face hahaha :friends:

    seriously tho, dont everyone pass wind? thought it was an odd question, then thought maybe it wasnt lol

    MissBehave;8091438

    I am really LOL at this! I've never heard that before! Sitting here … I am really LOL at this! I've never heard that before! Sitting here laughing my head off while he watches tv , not knowing I wish to cupcake his face hahaha :friends:



    :-D:-D

    yup I do. Much amusement doing it at my hubby:)

    Visited a friend this week and she spent all day every day letting off - fortunately I had a cold!

    My brothers gf told me she has NEVER farted in front of him and they've been together around 8years. Strange

    zannaz82;8091481

    yup I do. Much amusement doing it at my hubby:)Visited a friend this week … yup I do. Much amusement doing it at my hubby:)Visited a friend this week and she spent all day every day letting off - fortunately I had a cold!My brothers gf told me she has NEVER farted in front of him and they've been together around 8years. Strange



    my sister is TERRIBLE, will do it anywhere and is LOUD :oops:

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    This kills me everytime!:-D

    What do you call someone who farts in the bath and counts the bubbles?
















    A puff adder.

    Ok, hands up who love's letting rip in the bath?

    Edit: looks like were on the same 'wave length' cannyscot.

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    Hehe but why does water make them more pungent? :oops:

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    Think some in this thread will need this

    thehitman;8091505

    Ok, hands up who love's letting rip in the bath?Edit: looks like were on … Ok, hands up who love's letting rip in the bath?Edit: looks like were on the same 'wave length' cannyscot.



    it tickles

    MissBehave;8091516

    Hehe but why does water make them more pungent? :oops:



    :lol: 'tis true

    ilovepink;8091523

    it tickles



    your just kinky! ;-)

    MissBehave;8091516

    Hehe but why does water make them more pungent? :oops:


    The water heats them up?:w00t:

    MissBehave;8091516

    Hehe but why does water make them more pungent? :oops:



    I guess it's as close as any of us will ever get to our rear's!

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    thehitman;8091558

    I guess it's as close as any of us will ever get to our rear's!



    I'm glad I'm so far away from mine :whistling:

    We had a teacher in Primary school that used to blame a boy called Johnny every time she pumped. I wouldn't like to know what she ate, the smell was always evil!

    MissBehave;8091588

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458



    Some of those guys were touching cloth . . .





    . . . the old follow through!

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    thehitman;8091595

    We had a teacher in Primary school that used to blame a boy called Johnny … We had a teacher in Primary school that used to blame a boy called Johnny every time she pumped. I wouldn't like to know what she ate, the smell was always evil!



    I will never forget school assemblies, all deadly quiet & serious & someone would always let rip and make the teachers angry, and us laugh :-D
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