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    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

    The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
    In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
    In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
    After 50, they are like onions".
    "Onions?"
    "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

    This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
    "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
    The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear,
    a man goes through three phases.
    In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
    In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
    After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
    Christmas tree?"
    "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

    16 Comments

    very errr good

    Lol..

    How ageist - almost every line is based on age - yet in reality - we are only as old as the woman we feel.

    u forgot effect of pregnancy on boobs....not good!

    Original Poster

    emasu;2032256

    very errr good



    PLS can someone explain the rules in a straight and easy to understand way, about which jokes can be posted and which cant?

    Only asking because I dont want to offend, but I would like to pass on some funnies too!

    it was a good joke lol.. i just put err in for no reason

    Banned

    Brilliant joke! Very funny.

    Original Poster

    magicbeans;2032291

    u forgot effect of pregnancy on boobs....not good!



    are we talking 32a -> 34c or something else?

    :-D

    Know what you mean though, I was reminded of Gollum, "its hurts us master"
    ;-)

    Banned

    i didnt think this one was that funny... not too big a step please champ.. i might get google images on you...

    Original Poster

    emasu;2032256

    very errr good



    Just cant get used to these people changing their av's!



    Looks nice tho', better n' mine

    Banned

    WantOne;2032390

    Just cant get used to these people changing their av's!:pLooks nice tho', … Just cant get used to these people changing their av's!:pLooks nice tho', better n' mine



    try this:

    http://www.coolavatars.net/avatars/18/sootball.gif

    http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2007/335/f/7/__Epic_Fail_Avatar___by_tailartz.gif

    I want Bitty

    funny haha

    Hehehe

    emasu;2032305

    it was a good joke lol.. i just put err in for no reason



    Every linguistic choice by definition has a reason behind it.

    Out of curiosity, why did you include err? I can guess it had something to do with your expected reaction of readers - given what they already know about you - when they 'see' that you have read the joke. Am I getting hot emasu, or still cold...?
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