burial plans

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."


    OOoooooohhhhhhhh...........that's bad! :w00t:

    Naughty! :-D

    Original Poster

    Was meant in good spirits! Hope nobody took offence - I'm a Practicing Catholic studying Jewish-Christian dialogue and interfaith relations !

    Seriously – was just meant be a giggle – how come it was naughty / bad ?

    its not naughty........ now ur banned! hahaha!

    its a very PC world!

    Funny. Stuff pc

    Original Poster

    I found it on a Rabbi’s blog!

    Happy Easter :whistling:

    Now you've gone and done it! Just wait 'til Rev. "Ezekiel 25:17" Predikuesi catches wind of this.....then you've had it!

    hahaha i found it funny and totally non offensive and ive seen the pope!!!

    Isn't the moral of the story about taking your rubbish home when you go the country.......
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