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    Can anyone help with bestman speech?

    Hey all...

    Need help...going to be a joint best man at my cousins wedding...
    was wondering if any has good one liners or good websites that would help?

    14 Comments

    thebestmanspeech.com/

    There you go.........

    Edited by: "leecroot" 11th Jan 2011

    Hitched.co.uk helped me out.

    My husband was best man and we just kept googling and ended up with a cracking speech. He started by saying 'Before I begin I would like to say that Google had no hand in the writing of this speech'. That went down quite well.

    "enter name here" has said if I do a good job I can be the best man at his next wedding.

    Book marking some of these for my bro's wedding.... Definately thinking of the keys on hitched.co.uk......

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    "I am about to give xxxxx(groom) the most uncomfortable few minutes of his life. He will be doing the same to xxxx (bride) tonight"

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    mceverready

    "I am about to give xxxxx(groom) the most uncomfortable few minutes of … "I am about to give xxxxx(groom) the most uncomfortable few minutes of his life. He will be doing the same to xxxx (bride) tonight"



    better put... They say that the best man's speech is the groom's worst five minutes of the day. The bride's worst five minutes of the day, however, come later on tonight.

    I’d like to…I’d like to say something…something I prepared. Tonight…

    Hello,

    How about that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City (hahaha)

    You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were two…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.

    And 6 months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys. I thought…wait a second, could it be. And now I know for sure, I just added 2 more guys to my wolf pack. 4 of us wolves running around the desert together, in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, we make a toast!

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    i would say be as boring as possible. dont attempt any wit or humour. do something different.

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    Elton Chong

    i would say be as boring as possible. dont attempt any wit or humour. do … i would say be as boring as possible. dont attempt any wit or humour. do something different.



    Terrible shout...

    Try what my best man said in front of my whole family:

    I've prepared a few lines but I did them in the toilet earlier

    A best man's speech should be like a mini skirt, short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

    Original Poster

    some very good points which i can roll off....the websites r brilliant!
    thanks guys...keep them coming !

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    mceverready

    Terrible shout...



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