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    Can junk mail get any lower than this? Can I report them?

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    I've seen some scum misleading junk mail before but this takes the biscuit.

    The yellow bits were the front and back as delivered.

    Gonna send a brick back with their freepost label on the front.

    Surely the ASA would fine them for this, no?

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    http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk173/csiman2/DSCF2334.jpg

    Pathetic really. Some dear will fall for it.

    Send back a box, hooked up to some pepper spray so that when they open it the spray is triggered and they are blinded Either that or send some sh*t in a bag

    Wipe your behind with it and send it back with a letter asking them for £35 for incovinencing your time!
    Edited by: "fridgehead" 3rd May 2011

    Harvey water Softeners???

    Surley this cannot be aloud as it look similar to a original Penalty Charge Notice, sure they wouldnt be happy with this.....

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    I've packaged up a house brick and put their freepost label on it and a note with a few choice words on it lol

    gonna post it tomorrow

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    loki187

    Surley this cannot be aloud as it look similar to a original Penalty … Surley this cannot be aloud as it look similar to a original Penalty Charge Notice, sure they wouldnt be happy with this.....


    thats my guess

    gonna report them but pretty sure ASA are useless

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    Surely the "Failure to respond" bit is just simple false marketing?

    csiman

    I've packaged up a house brick and put their freepost label on it and a … I've packaged up a house brick and put their freepost label on it and a note with a few choice words on it lolgonna post it tomorrow



    Pics >? X)

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    deb8z

    Pics >? X)


    pic of a parcel? oO

    btw, I always do this when I get offensive junk mail

    its a great way of getting rid of the excess crap in my garage

    if everyone did this then it would be the end of junk mail lol

    Edited by: "csiman" 3rd May 2011

    csiman

    pic of a parcel? oO :Dbtw, I always do this when I get offensive junk … pic of a parcel? oO :Dbtw, I always do this when I get offensive junk mailits a great way of getting rid of the excess crap in my garage ;)if everyone did this then it would be the end of junk mail lol



    not quite, because we would then become the recipient of your garage junk

    Report them to trading standards and ASA as this is 'scare mail'.

    Love the idea of sending junk back, may use my dog poop bags next time, obviously fresh filled from a walk.

    Edited by: "simplyjimbo" 3rd May 2011

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    Contact them and see if you can get some free soft water out of them.

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    simplyjimbo

    Report them to trading standards and ASA as this is 'scare mail'.Love the … Report them to trading standards and ASA as this is 'scare mail'.Love the idea of sending junk back, may use my dog poop bags next time, obviously fresh filled from a walk.


    thats a step too far for me but like your style

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    simplyjimbo

    Report them to trading standards and ASA as this is 'scare mail'.Love the … Report them to trading standards and ASA as this is 'scare mail'.Love the idea of sending junk back, may use my dog poop bags next time, obviously fresh filled from a walk.

    I thought people threw these(sheet bags) up into trees to save landfill

    Edited by: "goldmax" 3rd May 2011

    I like your idea, think i'll copy it!

    goldmax

    I thought people threw these(sheet bags) up into trees to save landfill




    Hopefully they'll not be so lazy now they have a use for them. I personally detest that type of dog walker. At least when these junk mailers send S**t they get S**t back, seems a fair exchange, especially these scare mailers.

    Edited by: "simplyjimbo" 3rd May 2011

    Surely these are posted through a door, and not left on your windscreen? oO

    What were they asking for??

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    OP, Have you got hard water ?

    Looks like harvey water Softeners have been in trouble with the ASA before

    asa.org.uk/ASA…spx

    just thinking about my 76 year old dad getting this junk through his door,his eyesight is as poor as his memory !!! I'm pretty sure he would believe this to be real and god only knows what they would get from him.So,please do report it

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    Bellabumpkin

    just thinking about my 76 year old dad getting this junk through his … just thinking about my 76 year old dad getting this junk through his door,his eyesight is as poor as his memory !!! I'm pretty sure he would believe this to be real and god only knows what they would get from him.So,please do report it


    even I was a bit shocked to spot it on my doorstep. Thought it was a new stealth tax!

    i doubt freepost covered parcels, although maybe all the bricks could help royal mail build some more post offices.

    nebno6

    i doubt freepost covered parcels, although maybe all the bricks could … i doubt freepost covered parcels, although maybe all the bricks could help royal mail build some more post offices.




    They don't need to build any more they just need to stop closing the ones they have.

    Supermod

    I would report these people if I had received this.

    lol csi, I phoned them about the exact same thing. Got me worried when it came through the door lol.

    Luckily for them they were too busy to take the call, otherwise they were getting a mouthful from me!


    I should've PM'd you about it and you could've decked the guy delivering them when he got to yours.
    Edited by: "Benjimoron" 3rd May 2011

    csiman

    pic of a parcel? oO :Dbtw, I always do this when I get offensive junk … pic of a parcel? oO :Dbtw, I always do this when I get offensive junk mailits a great way of getting rid of the excess crap in my garage ;)if everyone did this then it would be the end of junk mail lol



    I wanted to see if you'd actually done it,or whether it was all bluster.

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    Benjimoron

    lol csi, I phoned them about the exact same thing. Got me worried when it … lol csi, I phoned them about the exact same thing. Got me worried when it came through the door lol.Luckily for them they were too busy to take the call, otherwise they were getting a mouthful from me!I should've PM'd you about it and you could've decked the guy delivering them when he got to yours.


    I wouldnt shoot the messenger lol

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    nebno6

    i doubt freepost covered parcels, although maybe all the bricks could … i doubt freepost covered parcels, although maybe all the bricks could help royal mail build some more post offices.


    The PO always accept the parcel though

    goldmax

    OP, Have you got hard water ?



    I usually wake up with one of those. (_;)

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    goldmax

    OP, Have you got hard water ?


    yes but still doesnt detract from their strong arm scare tactics

    just reported them to the ASA so will be interested to see what they say

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    get a water tight container fill it up and send it to them asking them to test it for hardness this will be heavier than a house brick and dare i say funnier

    My name is Casey Bowden and I'm the sales director at Harvey Water Softeners. I'm so sorry for sending these leaflets out and our company would like to apologise unreservedly, particularly to any people that may have been unnecessarily worried. This was a new idea that we were testing - the trial has been stopped with immediate effect and no more leaflets are going out. I authorised this and take personal responsibility, I'm getting it in the neck from our staff, customers and potential customers and feel terrible. I honestly believed that it was a good way of getting people's attention and am so sorry that it has caused so much offence.  

    We are an honest company that is doing an honest job and our reputation is critical to us. We generate a huge amount of our business through recommendation and I seriously regret jeopardising this. We really would like to assure people that we were not trying to scare people into responding, we were just trying to get people's attention, in the belief they would realise it was a marketing stunt. We really do believe in our product but this over-enthusiasm on my part has taught me a valuable lesson and I'm going to make sure that I use a marketing company in the future. Once again I am very, very sorry.

    CaseyBowden

    My name is Casey Bowden and I'm the sales director at Harvey Water … My name is Casey Bowden and I'm the sales director at Harvey Water Softeners. I'm so sorry for sending these leaflets out and our company would like to apologise unreservedly, particularly to any people that may have been unnecessarily worried. This was a new idea that we were testing - the trial has been stopped with immediate effect and no more leaflets are going out. I authorised this and take personal responsibility, I'm getting it in the neck from our staff, customers and potential customers and feel terrible. I honestly believed that it was a good way of getting people's attention and am so sorry that it has caused so much offence.  We are an honest company that is doing an honest job and our reputation is critical to us. We generate a huge amount of our business through recommendation and I seriously regret jeopardising this. We really would like to assure people that we were not trying to scare people into responding, we were just trying to get people's attention, in the belief they would realise it was a marketing stunt. We really do believe in our product but this over-enthusiasm on my part has taught me a valuable lesson and I'm going to make sure that I use a marketing company in the future. Once again I am very, very sorry.



    You sad individual.

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    CaseyBowden

    My name is Casey Bowden and I'm the sales director at Harvey Water … My name is Casey Bowden and I'm the sales director at Harvey Water Softeners. I'm so sorry for sending these leaflets out and our company would like to apologise unreservedly, particularly to any people that may have been unnecessarily worried. This was a new idea that we were testing - the trial has been stopped with immediate effect and no more leaflets are going out. I authorised this and take personal responsibility, I'm getting it in the neck from our staff, customers and potential customers and feel terrible. I honestly believed that it was a good way of getting people's attention and am so sorry that it has caused so much offence.  We are an honest company that is doing an honest job and our reputation is critical to us. We generate a huge amount of our business through recommendation and I seriously regret jeopardising this. We really would like to assure people that we were not trying to scare people into responding, we were just trying to get people's attention, in the belief they would realise it was a marketing stunt. We really do believe in our product but this over-enthusiasm on my part has taught me a valuable lesson and I'm going to make sure that I use a marketing company in the future. Once again I am very, very sorry.


    Fair play to you for coming on here I say

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    I havent actually posted the brick to you yet so wont bother now

    When marketing goes bad lol. Has to be said, thats the most apologetic and sincere sounding company representation I've ever seen on this site, and I'd give them the benefit of doubt of a bad error of judgment, even with their prior mistakes...
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