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    need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read in the newspaper 2day wat drinkin really does to ur body thats it after 2day no more f"ck^ing readin n i need sum to send any one help

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    sarahmas

    need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read … need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read in the newspaper 2day wat drinkin really does to ur body thats it after 2day no more f"ck^ing readin n i need sum to send any one help


    WTF!:whistling:

    over to C32....may even be beyond his abilty.

    sarahmas

    need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read in … need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read in the newspaper 2day wat drinkin really does to ur body thats it after 2day no more f"ck^ing readin n i need sum to send any one help



    I don't understand your text speak, :? if you want more people to reply to your posts you will need to make them more legible.

    Original Poster

    ok.........my freind tx me this today .......god just bin readin paper n it tells u wat drinking really does to your body .thats it after 2day NO MORE READING ... get it now

    Original Poster

    has anyone got sumthing qwircky witty funny humourous that i can send bk to her

    .................:?

    Original Poster

    shanecr

    .................:?


    does anyone understand god im startin to feel like a thicko

    Do you remember that day we were on the train. U stuck ya head out the window, i stuck my ar$e out the window. & everyone thought we were twins.

    RS2000

    Do you remember that day we were on the train. U stuck ya head out the … Do you remember that day we were on the train. U stuck ya head out the window, i stuck my ar$e out the window. & everyone thought we were twins.



    Everyone on the train did?

    sarahmas

    need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read in … need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read in the newspaper 2day wat drinkin really does to ur body thats it after 2day no more f"ck^ing readin n i need sum to send any one help




    bouldertherapist.com/htm…htm

    :thumbsup:

    Have you thought what ya gona do for a face, when the monkey wants his ar$e back?

    currychops

    over to C32....may even be beyond his abilty.


    Deepest apologies 'Chops, rather too busy translating this at the mo'...

    http://www.uoregon.edu/~pvasquez/egypt/hieroglyphics.jpg

    sarahmas

    need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read in … need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read in the newspaper 2day wat drinkin really does to ur body thats it after 2day no more f"ck^ing readin n i need sum to send any one help



    Are you bovvered?

    Could rely on you to come up with something apt C32...looks more fluent than the ops post! LOL

    Banned

    If you want something suprising and shocking.

    Text back absolutely anything, but, with good spelling and grammar.

    JDeal

    If you want something suprising and shocking. Text back absolutely … If you want something suprising and shocking. Text back absolutely anything, but, with good spelling and grammar.



    :giggle: Made me laugh! Rep added for managing to get me to smile today

    There is a major fanny transplant operation waiting 2 begin, but the operation cant start coz the donor is reading this txt

    what about some Yo mammas

    Can u give me a hand at the weekend? we're trying to make worlds biggest pancake. We've got plenty cooks, we just need a tosser!

    The original "funny qwote" isn't even funny.

    Banned

    A blast from the past, I remember this thread and do believe I posted on it somewhere.

    Yo m8, www ds qts ]hr

    ******** congratulations from [url]www.sweetshop.co.uk[/url] you have won the weight of your brain in sweets. To collect your tictac please contact us at [url]www.thickassh!t.co.uk************[/url]

    Just been to the gym, they have this great new machine there. Only managed an hour, as it started to make me feel sick.. It does everything, Mars bars, kit kats.....

    Wouldn't a quote be more like:

    "Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don’t go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a ****.” - Banksy

    or

    "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." Oscar Wilde

    and less:

    "You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control."

    sarahmas

    need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read … need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read in the newspaper 2day wat drinkin really does to ur body thats it after 2day no more f"ck^ing readin n i need sum to send any one help




    Lol, what? I'm half tempted to rep you for that sheer brilliance.

    sarahmas

    need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read in … need sum good qwotes my mates r always txin funny stuff 4 ex god read in the newspaper 2day wat drinkin really does to ur body thats it after 2day no more f"ck^ing readin n i need sum to send any one help


    Need some good quotes. My mates are always texting funny stuff. For example; good read in the newspaper today, what drinking really does to your body. Thats it! After today no more flipping reading. And I need some to send. Anyone help?

    It's still not funny even translated, innit. Not really worthy of a witty reply

    the.tourist

    It's still not funny even translated, innit. Not really worthy of a … It's still not funny even translated, innit. Not really worthy of a witty reply



    you forgot to say 'innit' at the end of your post. are you sickening for something? :giggle:

    I applied 4 a job at a mental hospital, & they said I needed at least 24 hours experience with a retard...
    So I was wondering if I can knock about with you tomorrow.
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