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    can you sell kidneys on hukd? - or any other body part?

    Not even a week into the new term and already ive been given a pile of letters and requests that need money for!

    son no1 = just had a call, been offered a place in our local youth footie team = £92 + new boots needed
    son no1 = lost his lunch card = £5 for replacement

    Son no2 = a 'team building day' with his new class = £30
    son no2 = cooking ingredient payment for term and apron = £22

    daughter = dance lessons = £24
    daughter = Gym club = £90!
    daughter = music lessons = £42

    oh and 2 birthday parties at the weekend, so pressies too :-(

    my turn to rant!! ggrrrrrr

    think im having to say no to some but feel guilty,imo kids should have all the opportunities they can :-(

    good job the pub here is free!!

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    Banned

    I'll buy a new liver:w00t:

    Original Poster

    Prissymiss;2939604

    I'll buy a new liver:w00t:



    :oops: really?....

    sold as seen!....no returning when you realise its condition :whistling:

    Prissymiss;2939604

    I'll buy a new liver:w00t:



    Why yours will repair itself, the better investment will be a lung or a kidney :thumbsup:

    Banned

    loupomm;2939626

    :oops: really?....sold as seen!....no returning when you realise its … :oops: really?....sold as seen!....no returning when you realise its condition :whistling:



    Feck, should've known I'd never get a good one on here:-D

    jeeeeeeeeeez Lou, forget selling body parts.......just sell your body, I have spare pitch if your interested :thumbsup:

    il bye your eyes to put them in the back of my head.i need them round here:w00t:

    Original Poster

    bitseylango;2939637

    jeeeeeeeeeez Lou, forget selling body parts.......just sell your body, I … jeeeeeeeeeez Lou, forget selling body parts.......just sell your body, I have spare pitch if your interested :thumbsup:



    details please :whistling:

    Banned

    RedIron;2939634

    Why yours will repair itself, the better investment will be a lung or a … Why yours will repair itself, the better investment will be a lung or a kidney :thumbsup:



    It's been pickled to preserve it.:-D

    Seriously though, kids activitiy expenses soon add up.

    loupomm;2939626

    :oops: really?....sold as seen!....no returning when you realise its … :oops: really?....sold as seen!....no returning when you realise its condition :whistling:


    Should be good as new really considering its half pickled:whistling:

    Banned

    bitseylango;2939637

    jeeeeeeeeeez Lou, forget selling body parts.......just sell your body, I … jeeeeeeeeeez Lou, forget selling body parts.......just sell your body, I have spare pitch if your interested :thumbsup:



    Still got that queue Bitsey?:-Dx

    Original Poster

    yup and its a shame, cos i would love for them to do eveerything they wanted to

    loupomm;2939644

    details please :whistling:



    I will need to take a small amount from you each "trick", purely as a finders fee:p

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    bitseylango;2939662

    I will need to take a small amount from you each "trick", purely as a … I will need to take a small amount from you each "trick", purely as a finders fee:p



    deal, i knew the tongue bar would be useful one day :w00t:

    Prissymiss;2939655

    Still got that queue Bitsey?:-Dx


    I knew I should have put an expiry date on that coupon, and some Terms & Conditions, you should hear some of the demands Im getting:w00t::-D

    loupomm;2939669

    deal, i knew the tongue bar would be useful one day :w00t:



    oooh a speciality, I must put that on your card:whistling:

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    bitseylango;2939683

    oooh a speciality, I must put that on your card:whistling:



    ok that'll cover her Brownies at £1 a week.....

    next :whistling:

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    bitseylango;2939677

    I knew I should have put an expiry date on that coupon, and some Terms & … I knew I should have put an expiry date on that coupon, and some Terms & Conditions, you should hear some of the demands Im getting:w00t::-D




    hmmm you planning to write a book any time soon....

    Dell_in_the_bed;2939697

    hmmm you planning to write a book any time soon....



    Its a work in progress...........Madam Bitsey Reveals All :thumbsup:

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    Dell_in_the_bed;2939697

    hmmm you planning to write a book any time soon....



    When do you think she has time for that???

    As it stands, she is balancing her laptop on her client's back.:w00t:

    Banned

    bitseylango;2939708

    Its a work in progress...........Madam Bitsey Reveals All :thumbsup:




    Will till my turns comes ...

    Banned

    Prissymiss;2939710

    When do you think she has time for that???As it stands, she is balancing … When do you think she has time for that???As it stands, she is balancing her laptop on he client's back.:w00t:



    I wonder what position that could possibly me :thinking:

    Prissymiss;2939710

    When do you think she has time for that???As it stands, she is balancing … When do you think she has time for that???As it stands, she is balancing her laptop on he client's back.:w00t:



    My client asks for that specially, :oops:

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    bitseylango;2939724

    My client asks for that specially, :oops:



    Ingenious ... is that the reason why my turn got delayed ?

    Original Poster

    anyone wanna buy a return flight to ireland and my third share of a four night stay in a luxury apartment, sharing with 2 lovely ladies....:whistling:

    Banned

    loupomm;2939761

    anyone wanna buy a return flight to ireland and my third share of a four … anyone wanna buy a return flight to ireland and my third share of a four night stay in a luxury apartment, sharing with 2 lovely ladies....:whistling:



    I jho I jho I jho

    Original Poster

    jonnyq;2939768

    do you have ebay feedback we can check?please post pictures of the body … do you have ebay feedback we can check?please post pictures of the body parts / organsthanks



    oohhh errrr

    what body part do you wanna see :w00t:

    Original Poster

    jonnyq;2939826

    no longer interested, i found a kidney cheaper on amazon



    charming, i never even stated a price

    loupomm;2939761

    anyone wanna buy a return flight to ireland and my third share of a four … anyone wanna buy a return flight to ireland and my third share of a four night stay in a luxury apartment, sharing with 2 lovely ladies....:whistling:



    lol make that 2 flights then, i have the same letters

    Original Poster

    tracy013;2939876

    lol make that 2 flights then, i have the same letters



    :w00t: your 2 are playing youth footie! :giggle:

    loupomm;2939903

    :w00t: your 2 are playing youth footie! :giggle:



    no mini football at £34 each per term lol

    i'm so glad i only have 2

    when do they start sending out the free afterschool club letters ? lol

    Original Poster

    tracy013;2939977

    when do they start sending out the free afterschool club letters ? lol



    haha

    well brownies clashes with the only free one E is interested in

    which she tell me the new yr 3's started tonight, inc a best friend of one of yours, so expect a request for that too lol

    @ £1 a week it isn't bad, but then theres the uniform which i ned to update lol

    loupomm;2939998

    hahawell brownies clashes with the only free one E is interested inwhich … hahawell brownies clashes with the only free one E is interested inwhich she tell me the new yr 3's started tonight, inc a best friend of one of yours, so expect a request for that too [email protected] £1 a week it isn't bad, but then theres the uniform which i ned to update lol



    time to guilt trip the grandparents :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    gets better, she now tells me she wants to go on school dinners....i give up

    loupomm;2940041

    gets better, she now tells me she wants to go on school dinners....i give … gets better, she now tells me she wants to go on school dinners....i give up



    lol i said no to that i'm sure the school are trying to talk them all into it

    Original Poster

    think i'll just have my wage sent straight to the schools
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