Found 30th Sep 2009
Funniest caption will be chosen by me and will be announced on Friday.

Pic is below.

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Original Poster

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/5/w/2/obama-light-saber.jpg

"Shh, quiet, ive just stabbed a bee"

"Girls that is NOT what your father meant when he said he wanted a star wars weapons system; he's just pretending to be pleased."

His wife is saying "Honey, did you clean that thing after last night? Honey?"

(she's got the right posture too)

" So Clinton reckons there is a rightwing conspiracy against me cos they reckon I'm a bit on the dark side":whistling:

"While I'm distracting everyone's attention with the light sabre in my left hand, I'm feeling the invisible woman's tit with my right!"

Dad my light sabers stuck up my a.... apple :whistling:

"you're thirteen"

Wingardium Leviosa...............honey put that down before you have someones eye out !

richp;6444207

Wingardium Leviosa...............honey put that down before you have … Wingardium Leviosa...............honey put that down before you have someones eye out !



The missus is saying...

I told you.. STOP pointing that towards Afghanistan.

"We dont need a Star Wars system... we need me!"

[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Can I have my toy back mister????[/COLOR]

'Do you think this could get the stain out of Monica's dress?'

or

'Damn, here come that Tony Blair guy again'

His daughters saying....

The orchestra are never gonna respond to that, Mum.

"They don't like it up 'em".

greg_68;6444366

'Do you think this could get the stain out of Monica's dress?'



Or... He's saying... Betcha Monica wished old Clinty had one a deez bad boys :roll:

richp;6444374

"They don't like it up 'em".



rip off lol

Original Poster

Trickyjabs;6444166

"While I'm distracting everyone's attention with the light sabre in my … "While I'm distracting everyone's attention with the light sabre in my left hand, I'm feeling the invisible woman's tit with my right!"



Thank you everyone for your posts. Keep em coming but i like this one so far :thumbsup:

obama: keep back you racists.
wife: how do you know they are the racists, they have their identity hidden by pillowcases?

ClarityofMind;6444386

rip off lol



oh was that on the original, whoops if it was i didnt know :oops:

borolad94;6444397

Thank you everyone for your posts. Keep em coming but i like this one so … Thank you everyone for your posts. Keep em coming but i like this one so far :thumbsup:



Yes, where mine is more politically astute this is funnier

Mummy, why are all those ghosts carrying burning torches?

"you dont need the new healthcare. we shall soon see"

the all new darksaber!

generaloneill;6444477

Mummy, why are all those ghosts carrying burning torches?



:thumbsup: great minds think alike!

After watching the NBC headlines, Osama was confident the war would be over by Christmas.

And then I went like this up George's Bush!

Michelle: What are you doing barrack?

Barrack: Quiet chewy, the stormtroopers will hear you!

Is this what Bill Clincton used to get Monica under control? :whistling:

"Be quiet women! I think I can feel the force"
"You'll feel the force of my hand round you ear if you don't stop pissing about!!"
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