carry on....

Roses are red
....

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violets are blue
would you like a space dock
i've frozen a poo

City are Blue
They've signed Tevez
And still won't have a clue.

and also come in other colours, such as white, pink and yellow.

Banned

and cost a bomb

Roses are red,
Violets are bluish,
If it wasn't for Jesus,
We'd all be Jewish.

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?

Roses are red
violets are good
this morning I woke up
and had major wood!

Ahh got to say the first roses are red that I ever learned..

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you

which went on in the playground to become

roses are red
violets are blue
you look like a monkey
and smell like one too

Roses are red
Dog_cop is a blue
JFK is the MVP
Don't you wish you were too :roll:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When I pck my nose
I think of you

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When brains were given out
Where were you?


roses are red
some condoms are blue
std's are contagious
so watch who you screw

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Dissociative identity disorder
And so have I

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why aren't you in my bed
Cos you don't have a clue

Just made that up but it sounds like a rubbish chat up line. lol

Original Poster

landofdan;5743226

violets are bluewould you like a space docki've frozen a poo



I've had a frozen shoulder but never had frozen poo !!

roses are red
voilets are blue
Im bored as ****
so im on HUKD

look up space dock on google or urban dictionary. :shock:

Original Poster

landofdan;5744411

look up space dock on google or urban dictionary. :shock:



[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Sienna"]OMG[/COLOR][/SIZE]:shock:

MikeL;5744743

[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Sienna"]OMG[/COLOR][/SIZE]:shock:



i thought that was called 'igloo-ing'

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're off on your meds
If you think I'd do you. lol

I think I should quit while I'm still ahead. :oops:

so are lancs, poo

landofdan;5744411

look up space dock on google or urban dictionary. :shock:



MikeL;5744743

[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Sienna"]OMG[/COLOR][/SIZE]:shock:



Sheep87;5744758

i thought that was called 'igloo-ing'




What?? :? I can't use UD at work




Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem sucks
But so do you

roses are blue
violets are red
ive muddled it up
im going to bed

:thinking: serious lack of imagination there

Original Poster

[QUOTE=fireheaven;5745485]What?? :? I can't use UD at work


...do you really ... really want to know????? cos if your not a dude it will offend!!

MikeL;5745669

[QUOTE=fireheaven;5745485]What?? :? I can't use UD at work ...do you … [QUOTE=fireheaven;5745485]What?? :? I can't use UD at work ...do you really ... really want to know????? cos if your not a dude it will offend!!



Not a dude but I am not easily offended - how bad can it be?? Is it like white dragon??

Don't put it in here though you will get in trouble if its that bad

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm feeling romantic
So go make me a stew.

Original Poster

fireheaven;5745735

[QUOTE=MikeL;5745669]Not a dude but I am not easily offended - how bad … [QUOTE=MikeL;5745669]Not a dude but I am not easily offended - how bad can it be?? Is it like white dragon?? Don't put it in here though you will get in trouble if its that bad




Suggest you wait till you get home ......ps don't have your tea before you look!!!

never heard of a white dragon before, great stuff!
space dock is far worse though im afraid.

MikeL;5745943

Suggest you wait till you get home ......ps don't have your tea before … Suggest you wait till you get home ......ps don't have your tea before you look!!!



:w00t: got it now

landofdan;5745997

never heard of a white dragon before, great stuff!space dock is far worse … never heard of a white dragon before, great stuff!space dock is far worse though im afraid.



There seems to be quite a few different variations of Space dock...which one do you mean? :whistling:

What's a white dragon about? :w00t:

realfriendlyman;5746129

There seems to be quite a few different variations of Space dock...which … There seems to be quite a few different variations of Space dock...which one do you mean? :whistling:What's a white dragon about? :w00t:



please lets not go there

micoo;5746143

please lets not go there



I just checked it on UD...I remember what White Dragon is now and the people that have done it are just plain SICK!!!...although I think it would be funny doing it to others. :giggle:
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