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    Cars that will never be acceptable for a man to drive

    Saw a guy driving a Mini One cabriolet today with the roof down and just thought WTF you look like a price male chicken. Obviously a man cannot drive a Mazda MX-5 and maintain a shred of dignity either.

    So which other cars is it never acceptable for a man to drive?

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    in b4 OP drives a pink beetle.

    also I dont see what is wrong with MX5s some shapes are really nice looking and no doubt they are pretty quick to drive also

    Original Poster

    whatsThePoint

    I think you should state what car you drive op



    Xsara Picasso which I would class as practical for family reasons and therefore acceptable even though it is essentially a tractor with a slightly egg shaped exterior

    Ford ka, vw beetle,anything convertible =hairdressers car.

    aggree with numpty on the mx 5's though.

    What's wrong with an MX-5? I had an 03 plate 1.8 Sport and loved it! Best thing I remember about it was driving to work in the snow with the roof down but being warm with the heaters and the heated seats on. I loved that car.

    Original Poster

    numptyj

    in b4 OP drives a pink beetle.also I dont see what is wrong with MX5s … in b4 OP drives a pink beetle.also I dont see what is wrong with MX5s some shapes are really nice looking and no doubt they are pretty quick to drive also



    MX5 s are for girls IMO.

    http://www.fatfreecars.co.uk/Pictures/Noddy.jpg

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    moose109

    What's wrong with an MX-5? I had an 03 plate 1.8 Sport and loved it! Best … What's wrong with an MX-5? I had an 03 plate 1.8 Sport and loved it! Best thing I remember about it was driving to work in the snow with the roof down but being warm with the heaters and the heated seats on. I loved that car.



    bit gay!

    richp

    Ford ka, vw beetle,anything convertible =hairdressers car.aggree with … Ford ka, vw beetle,anything convertible =hairdressers car.aggree with numpty on the mx 5's though.



    Anything?

    [snip by DBA]

    RFC

    bit gay!



    Oh it so was not! I looooved it!

    Original Poster

    RFC

    bit gay!



    Yeah, any normalish car but in cabriolet form is for a hairdresser, mx5 is for the hair salon manager. Or for t gays ;-)

    My ex drove an Mx5 and he was a hottie :P

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    zannaz82

    My ex drove an Mx5 and he was a hottie :P



    Is he your ex cos he went off with another man in a camp Thelma and Louise homage in his mx5?

    Any car is better than taking the bus imo !

    http://www.legaljuice.com/barbie%20car%20.jpg

    I've seen a few guys drive round in pimped out KAs it doesn't look right

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    shopstilldrops

    Any car is better than taking the bus imo !


    True
    sickly sweet


    Nice, how many mies do you get from one charge? Might b a way of beating petrol prices

    livingthelife07

    I've seen a few guys drive round in pimped out KAs it doesn't look right … I've seen a few guys drive round in pimped out KAs it doesn't look right



    I once tried to sit in a ka an couldn't even get my legs under the steering wheel, and I am only slightly fat

    Edited by: "stewby" 9th Mar 2011

    To be fair, I did get some stick for getting that MX-5, but when people got a spin in it, they kinda changed their minds, it really is a fab car.

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    in b4 JTT justifying his mini cabriolet

    Original Poster

    casparwhite

    in b4 JTT justifying his mini cabriolet



    Oh does he have one? And from Leicestershire, which is where I live and saw the bloke driving one today. Intriguing.

    moose109

    To be fair, I did get some stick for getting that MX-5, but when people … To be fair, I did get some stick for getting that MX-5, but when people got a spin in it, they kinda changed their minds, it really is a fab car.



    I'm sure they are good fun to drive but it's just something about them that makes me think any man driving one must like musical theatre
    Edited by: "stewby" 9th Mar 2011

    moose109

    To be fair, I did get some stick for getting that MX-5, but when people … To be fair, I did get some stick for getting that MX-5, but when people got a spin in it, they kinda changed their minds, it really is a fab car.


    i dont see the fuss guys driving them,maybe get some window tint though,they are good runners,i like the early models with pop up lights

    stewby

    Is he your ex cos he went off with another man in a camp Thelma and … Is he your ex cos he went off with another man in a camp Thelma and Louise homage in his mx5?



    lol no. That would be a great tale to tell though ;-)

    Smart car. Even being gay isn't an acceptable excuse for a man driving one.

    206cc !!

    Mmmm hairdresser springs to mind

    stewby

    I'm sure they are good fun to drive but it's just something about them … I'm sure they are good fun to drive but it's just something about them that makes me think any man driving one must like musical theatre



    Whats wrong with musicals?

    (Should I just ditch my girlfriend now?)

    deek72

    Smart car. Even being gay isn't an acceptable excuse for a man driving … Smart car. Even being gay isn't an acceptable excuse for a man driving one.



    Owned one of those as well, one of the first right hand drive models (51 plate) and they are terrible!

    Original Poster

    moose109

    Whats wrong with musicals?(Should I just ditch my girlfriend now?)



    Starting to feel very Jeremy Kyle now. Can see me hosting my first HUKD coming out party soon.

    Banned

    Porsche Boxster

    deek72

    Smart car. Even being gay isn't an acceptable excuse for a man driving … Smart car. Even being gay isn't an acceptable excuse for a man driving one.




    lol, ..Pete price ( off radio city ) has one of these , see him driving around merseyside innit and i cringe when i see it .....and yes he is gay but even so ......eeewwwww !!

    moose109

    Owned one of those as well, one of the first right hand drive models (51 … Owned one of those as well, one of the first right hand drive models (51 plate) and they are terrible!



    I know you're lying cos you wouldn't admit it if it was true

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    casparwhite

    Porsche Boxster



    For posh women that one

    Banned

    deek72

    Smart car. Even being gay isn't an acceptable excuse for a man driving … Smart car. Even being gay isn't an acceptable excuse for a man driving one.



    belive it or not my barber sorry "hairdresser drives one" and is not gay (might as well be though driving that plug)

    shopstilldrops

    lol, ..Pete price ( off radio city ) has one of these , see him driving … lol, ..Pete price ( off radio city ) has one of these , see him driving around merseyside innit and i cringe when i see it .....and yes he is gay but even so ......eeewwwww !!


    Cringe, lol I just look at them then look away whilst shaking my head. Can't help it

    stewby

    For posh women that one



    and hairdressers.....lol

    deek72

    I know you're lying cos you wouldn't admit it if it was true



    Sadly, I did own one, a Pulse model (61 bhp!) with a silver Tridion and True Blue panels. It lasted about 3 months before it got hit twice in the back by a truck who just couldn't stop in time as we were going downhill, so first impact knocked the inertia switch meaning I couldn't drive off and so he hit me again. Held up very well in the accident though considering.

    Banned

    stewby

    For posh women that one



    thought it was the ultimate gays car

    Personally, I think real men shouldn't be driving the people carrier type cars and should be leaving that job to the females while the men are driving fun cars and enjoying themselves.

    (I kid, I kid!)

    Original Poster

    casparwhite

    thought it was the ultimate gays car



    Now there's a great idea for another car related thread. The campest guy I have ever known drove a burgundy fiesta though.

    anything with less than 18 wheels

    Original Poster

    moose109

    Personally, I think real men shouldn't be driving the people carrier type … Personally, I think real men shouldn't be driving the people carrier type cars and should be leaving that job to the females while the men are driving fun cars and enjoying themselves.(I kid, I kid!)



    That's what I told the wife. Been promised that I can have a mid life crisis at fifty and buy a proper mans car then. Only nineteen years more to drive round in crap heaps

    nebno6

    anything with less than 18 wheels



    But don't those type of drivers who do drive 18+ wheels pick up and murder 'ladies of the night'?
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