Caught a boy stealing sausages from Tesco today

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Found 16th Apr 2009
I grabbed him as he was walking out of the store and took him straight to the security guard. I asked if they wanted to press charges and did they need me to make a statement, they said no they'll just ban him from the store. The kid was almost crying saying how sorry he was, what a wuss!

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hmmmm coincidence

or

plain daftness

Lol! Coincidence

repped

Were they Walls or Porkies

Fantastic!:giggle:

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Wouldn't want to hand my sausage over

lol!!

What a silly boy, bet his mum told him to do it.

surprised you didnt get a wack in the face

GoDutchGo;4943384

Were they Walls or Porkies



The lad was clearly telling porkies lol

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should have given him some value batter:w00t:

Should order them from ebay the next time

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Kid must've been desperate just to steal sausages. Not like he went for the big ticket items like alcohol or cigarettes, or even a magazine.

Sounds like he or his family might just have been hungry.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Idiot.

tinkerbell28;4944370

Woooooosh :whistling:



+1

repped:thumbsup:

FilthAndFurry;4944189

Kid must've been desperate just to steal sausages. Not like he went for … Kid must've been desperate just to steal sausages. Not like he went for the big ticket items like alcohol or cigarettes, or even a magazine.Sounds like he or his family might just have been hungry.



Either that or he was just a thieving little *******.

dmissy13;4945045

http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=381597



Oh lol :lol:

Mardy in shock 'my kid did xyz' post. :lol:

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moob;4945223

Either that or he was just a thieving little *******.



Strange thing to steal though. Can't sell them on, can't get high from them.

He could've just been doing his best to feed his family. Thankfully Tesco have got those sausages back now.

FilthAndFurry;4945274

Strange thing to steal though. Can't sell them on, can't get high from … Strange thing to steal though. Can't sell them on, can't get high from them. He could've just been doing his best to feed his family. Thankfully Tesco have got those sausages back now.



Taxi for FilthAndFurry !!!

DAMNOME;4945296

Taxi for FilthAndFurry !!!



Get his coat while you're at it. :lol:

DAMNOME;4945296

Taxi for FilthAndFurry !!!



i'm getting their coat

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tinkerbell28;4945313

ROFL!



Are you actually rolling on the floor laughing? How are you typing as you roll?

Awww I feel sorry for him... he was prolly really scared at getting caught.

Hope his parents make sure he doesn't do it again....

I wonder if he *was* genuinely hungry or if he was on a dare?

Did anyone bother to find out why he tried to steal stuff?

This thread is hilarious! :-D

tinkerbell28;4945313

ROFL!



+1

ClarityofMind - a seat in that taxi for you too I think

ClarityofMind;4945341

Awww I feel sorry for him... he was prolly really scared at getting … Awww I feel sorry for him... he was prolly really scared at getting caught.Hope his parents make sure he doesn't do it again....I wonder if he Was genuinely hungry or he was on a dare?



another woooossssshhhhh !!!

ClarityofMind;4945341

Awww I feel sorry for him... he was prolly really scared at getting … Awww I feel sorry for him... he was prolly really scared at getting caught.Hope his parents make sure he doesn't do it again....I wonder if he *was* genuinely hungry or if he was on a dare?Did anyone bother to find out why he tried to steal stuff?



:w00t:

boothy;4945367

another woooossssshhhhh !!!



mmmmmm kay?

does that mean you just peed yourself?

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boothy;4945367

another woooossssshhhhh !!!



Why are you saying woosh? Stick to saying +1.:thumbsup:

This thread could actually be funnier than the original!!!!!

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Liddle ol' me;4945364

ClarityofMind - a seat in that taxi for you too I think



Why would I need a taxi when I can drive myself?

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boothy;4945385

This thread could actually be funnier than the original!!!!!



+1

Liddle ol' me;4945364

ClarityofMind - a seat in that taxi for you too I think



I guess so. Hope we're going to somewhere nice. I'm thinking the Maldives are good at this time of year. :thumbsup:

FilthAndFurry;4945384

Why are you saying woosh? Stick to saying +1.:thumbsup:



anyone want to enlighten them both?

I was at the store too - You think the boy was a wuss, you wanted to see the fuss his ma made later!

FilthAndFurry;4945388

Why would I need a taxi when I can drive myself?



Cause you're obviously drunk mate. :lol:
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