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    Celebrity death survey

    This is a simple on really, you have 3 bullets and can kill 3 "famous" people with no repercussions, no jail time or anything, you just have to justify your choices.

    So, who would you kill and why?

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    andrew lloyd webber - no more musicals
    simon cowell - no more pop idol ****
    robert mugabe - he's a *****!

    Original Poster

    Right I will start this off then:

    Bono, Bob Geldof, Chris Martin: if they cared that much about poor people starving they would give their own money to them rather than begging us for ours!

    Original Poster

    Ace Hayward;1965153

    andrew lloyd webber - no more musicalssimon cowell - no more pop idol … andrew lloyd webber - no more musicalssimon cowell - no more pop idol ****robert mugabe - he's a *****!



    All fair reasons....

    hes not a celeb, but ken livingstone, ken livingstone, ken livingstone.

    he's so evil, will take 3 bullets to kill him.

    can you guess where i live then? lol

    That beauty editor that advertises Olay - because it is so obvious she has had some work done and it isn't down to the product!!!

    Pete Doherty - really do I need to explain why??

    Vanessa Paradis - so I could console Jonny Depp!

    Original Poster

    Erenmarie;1965181

    That beauty editor that advertises Olay - because it is so obvious she … That beauty editor that advertises Olay - because it is so obvious she has had some work done and it isn't down to the product!!!Pete Doherty - really do I need to explain why??Vanessa Paradis - so I could console Jonny Depp!



    I like your thinking, especially on Jonny Depp.

    And you are right Nadine Baggot "Celebrity Beauty Editor" has been under the knife more times than I have hot dinners!

    penolpe cruz
    Sarah jessica parker and......
    the person who song the moonpig song but i woulndt use i gun i would use my bare hand!

    Erenmarie;1965181

    That beauty editor that advertises Olay - because it is so obvious she … That beauty editor that advertises Olay - because it is so obvious she has had some work done and it isn't down to the product!!!!



    Glad it's not just me who gets p****d off at this (I've obviously been airbrushed) pentapeptide woman!!!!
    Carol Vordaman would have to get one of mine for her debt consolidation ads
    Can't think of my third at the mo :thinking: - but I'm sure I will :-D

    Edit - just remembered - Kerry Katona - enough said on that one I think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Original Poster

    REDRANGER86;1965225

    penolpe cruzSarah jessica parker and......the person who song the moonpig … penolpe cruzSarah jessica parker and......the person who song the moonpig song but i woulndt use i gun i would use my bare hand!



    Reasons????

    Pete Doherty - A posh druggie **** who was in a band that barely registered when they first came out but have been raised to beatle like levels retrospectively by the media.

    All of Westlife (get them to line up so only one bullet is needed) - Smug punchable faced karaoke band who make my ears bleed. To think that some people have never heard the Cat Stevens version of father and son and think BoyZone 2.0 wrote it.

    Royalty - Belongs in legends alongside unicorns and dragons, not in a modern country. More so the house of Lords than the powerless inbreds who amble round their state funded palace. Why should the great great great grandson of someone who boned a noble have say in the running of this country because of family lineage. Again line them all up and use one bullet.

    CJ from egg heads. Because he's a ****

    andrewnclark;1965233

    Reasons????



    I HATE THEM ALL!!!!!

    Titchimp;1965269

    CJ from egg heads. Because he's a ****



    LOL

    Ungreat;1965262

    Royalty - Belongs in legends alongside unicorns and dragons, not in a … Royalty - Belongs in legends alongside unicorns and dragons, not in a modern country. More so the house of Lords than the powerless inbreds who amble round their state funded palace. Why should the great great great grandson of someone who boned a noble have say in the running of this country because of family lineage. Again line them all up and use one bullet.



    I would happy abolish the monarchy!

    Original Poster

    I like the ideas of lining groups of people up....

    Original Poster

    If we abolish the monarchy would we have a "president"??

    Christano Ronaldo, because hes such a slimey, arrogant, pigheaded w******.
    That northen guy that presents music stuff on the BBC, hes like 30 and dresses like a 14yr old scene kid, and that accent.....it makes me want to stab him.alot.
    and.....Fern Cotton....although it would take a silver bullet as i often doubt she'd die with the use of conventinal weapons.

    andrewnclark;1965289

    If we abolish the monarchy would we have a "president"??



    Why not. :thumbsup:

    Better that than have a chinless layabout whose only contribution to the country is some 'charity' work (Bono should be king of ireland now surely) sitting bemused on his throne. ;-)

    Jonster;1965316

    Christano Ronaldo, because hes such a slimey, arrogant, pigheaded … Christano Ronaldo, because hes such a slimey, arrogant, pigheaded w******.That northen guy that presents music stuff on the BBC, hes like 30 and dresses like a 14yr old scene kid, and that accent.....it makes me want to stab him.alot.and.....Fern Cotton....although it would take a silver bullet as i often doubt she'd die with the use of conventinal weapons.



    i agree totally with Cristiano Ronaldo. Well put.

    But other 2 would be Alex Ferguson, cus he is a childish sulking poor-loser p****
    and Scissor Sisters, in a row - because their whole act and voice just goes right through me soo much it hurts.

    Pete Doherty 3 times - waste of space.

    homer_213;1965407

    Pete Doherty 3 times - waste of space.



    LOL

    andrewnclark;1965283

    I like the ideas of lining groups of people up....



    If we can line people up, I'm going straight for those women from the Sheilas Wheels ad. I really hate it!!! :x

    Other than them, Vanessa Feltz because she gets everywhere! and Leona Lewis, her new song drives me mad! (If not Leona then the next person I hear playing that song!)

    Rolf Harris.

    All three bullets and a few kicks too!

    Make my day that would

    Victoria Beckham (hmmm just like 99.99% of the nation would, so false and that fake pout)

    Paris Hilton (shifty looking eyes, has more money than sense so why not give the acting parts she has played to someone more deserving, then again nobody would want her acting parts)

    Russell Brand (total pain in the proverbial butt..guy acts like a big namby pamby airy fairy)

    John Mcruick - probably spelt that wrong - too much to hate about him!
    Robbie williams - just for that smug face he pulls I would happily shoot him in the face
    Beyonce - She gets in my face too much - outta the way girl!!!!

    Narrowly missed out are : paris Hilton (ratty eyes), Kerry Katona, Eamonn Holmes, Cheryl cole, the runner up to Leona lewis in the X factor (munster boy), Paul macartney (dont like his face, he's shifty), Carol vordeman, 50 CENT, Snoop dogg, JLO - so I never have to hear her squeaky voice again... theres' prob so many more .....

    Pete docherty
    darren Day
    Lorraine Kelly
    Jennifer Ellison - for being in the daily tabloids every day!!!!

    Think I'm getting a bit greedy now....

    Original Poster

    Sheriff Waffles;1965817

    John Mcruick - probably spelt that wrong - too much to hate about … John Mcruick - probably spelt that wrong - too much to hate about him!Robbie williams - just for that smug face he pulls I would happily shoot him in the faceBeyonce - She gets in my face too much - outta the way girl!!!!Narrowly missed out are : paris Hilton (ratty eyes), Kerry Katona, Eamonn Holmes, Cheryl cole, the runner up to Leona lewis in the X factor (munster boy), Paul macartney (dont like his face, he's shifty), Carol vordeman, 50 CENT, Snoop dogg, JLO - so I never have to hear her squeaky voice again... theres' prob so many more .....Pete dochertydarren DayLorraine KellyJennifer Ellison - for being in the daily tabloids every day!!!!Think I'm getting a bit greedy now....



    Thats some list of hatred.....

    Only 3 bullets? Oh how cruel!:thinking:

    What a horrible thread !

    Wouldn't a custard pie do ??
    http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ordinaryphotos/jeremy_clarkson_custard_pie_degree.jpg

    Damn, we should have got in earlier, its expired now!

    Does that mean we WILL get arrested from now on?...

    hottoshop;1966256

    What a horrible thread !Wouldn't a custard pie do ??



    I have given jeremy clarkson more than a custard pie ... it would at least have to have dog poo with a splash of skunk juice ...

    RickyBobby;1966712

    Damn, we should have got in earlier, its expired now!Does that mean we … Damn, we should have got in earlier, its expired now!Does that mean we WILL get arrested from now on?...



    Somebody shot the thread?

    who shot fred









    i apologise in advance
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