Chap at work eats a punnet of cherry tomatoes or 6 large ones every lunch

A chap at work on my team used to eat quite unhealthy but recently has decided to switch from normal coke to around 4 cans of diet coke a day and swapped crisps choc etc for a banana. Recently though he let slip that he had the runs now and thinks it may be because he is allergic to caffeine. So he has swapped to caffeine free coke. Do you reckon it could just be the tomatoes giving him the s**ts?

He is a bit of a funny lad cus he thinks nothing of having 2 cans of coke before 9 and cus they are diet coke it's alright. He could do with a brush of his hair aswell.

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this chap is you. why else u worried so much about him getting the craps?

Banned

Life over :cry:

i reckon it's the coke. things with artificial sweeteners in usually have a warning on about laxative effects if you eat/drink too much,
looool i reckon it's you op!

magicbeans

this chap is you.



^^ Post of the day!!

I'd say his diet needs a total reboot

Maybe the people he works with give him the ***** ?

your my idol.

Banned

top move - tomatoes are super foods

the more the better

lycopene ftw!

Original Poster

I wish it was me. He's a top bloke but I'm afraid it's not. He confided in me about the runs but I couldn't help telling ppl

cringe worthy david brent thread

He'll lose more weight if he has the squits

Original Poster

Honestly now this chap ain't me. I used to have the runs but I've cut down on my prune addiction recently. It has been hard but well worth it

Banned

I hope you´re not his best mate

stab in the back and all that.......

sensation

Honestly now this chap ain't me. I used to have the runs but I've cut … Honestly now this chap ain't me. I used to have the runs but I've cut down on my prune addiction recently. It has been hard but well worth it



oh its so u brah!

is it smelly?

of course its the caffine...drinking lots coffee is used as a way of keeping you more regular
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