Chat Up Line

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Found 14th Aug 2008
Heard this one the other day, has anyone got any better ones?

Boy - Have you seen my magic watch? it tell me all sorts of things about people... what's that watch?.. she isn't wearing any panties?

girl - Yes I am!!!

Boy - Oh I'm sorry, it's 15 minutes fast

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Yeah how could any woman resist such charm :roll:

Girl: yeah thats when I have to go to the toilet through needing to pee for laughing so much at the annoying little boy with the rubbish watch :giggle:

Or the quick response:

Girl: yeah **** off

lol very good and catchy this is one of the better ones!

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Would it work on you muffin? Really?

Foosball Chum;2742850

Would it work on you muffin? Really?


Yep have to say i like that one too. Could either get lucky or get a slap so will have to give it a whirl :thumbsup:

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darren9030;2742853

Yep have to say i like that one too. Could either get lucky or get a slap … Yep have to say i like that one too. Could either get lucky or get a slap so will have to give it a whirl :thumbsup:



I think any chat up line comes with those outcomes. Although my experiences, when I was dating, tended to be that the slap came from the boyfriend of the woman I was chatting up :giggle:

Thats a good joke!!

Lol good one and I have heard alot worse

isn't it from James Bond, but it's an hour fast?

ive had "it not going to suck itself" while i was at college idiot lol

babyxxxxx;2743404

ive had "it not going to suck itself" while i was at college idiot lol



Lmao, yeah I have had that one too
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