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    Chat Up Lines !!!!

    It's Friday, so tonight is beer and out on the pull night. What's the best/worst chat up lines you've said or heard ??

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    Lets go back to mine and play army.....

    I'll lie down and you blow the hell outta me

    " would you like a drink? or just the money?"

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    MinstrelMan;4505406

    Lets go back to mine and play army.....I'll lie down and you blow the … Lets go back to mine and play army.....I'll lie down and you blow the hell outta me


    lmao - I'm gonna try that one, I'll let you know how many times I get my face slapped :thumbsup:

    " can you help me? i've lost my phone number, can i have yours?"

    MinstrelMan;4505406

    Lets go back to mine and play army.....I'll lie down and you blow the … Lets go back to mine and play army.....I'll lie down and you blow the hell outta me



    ohhh fail . . . . . .a real lady never blows on a first date!!

    Banned

    if you do it right...high levels of confidence, cheek and a touch of arrogance



    you single? you wanna be?


    always works for me

    Humphman;4505427

    lmao - I'm gonna try that one, I'll let you know how many times I get my … lmao - I'm gonna try that one, I'll let you know how many times I get my face slapped :thumbsup:




    say it tongue in cheek and you'll get a smile at least, thats all you need to break the ice...... then feel free to put a barry white accent on :thumbsup:

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    My face leaves in 5 minutes, make sure you are on it

    foxymissroxy;4505431

    ohhh fail . . . . . .a real lady never blows on a first date!!



    I'm from Rochdale - thats all I need to say

    " I bet you £20 you will turn me down"

    my hubby told me he was a dolphin trainer & a porn star when i met him :whistling: was really dissapointed to find out he was neither :cry: :lol:

    cheerleader;4505460

    my hubby told me he was a dolphin trainer & a porn star when i met him … my hubby told me he was a dolphin trainer & a porn star when i met him :whistling: was really dissapointed to find out he was neither :cry: :lol:



    could have been more disapointed to find out he combined the two

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    MinstrelMan;4505464

    could have been more disapointed to find out he combined the two



    Damn beat me to it lol

    "your so sweet your giving me toothache"

    MinstrelMan;4505451

    I'm from Rochdale - thats all I need to say



    jeez nearly as bad as flint. . . .bit i know how them ladies roll. . . . . .

    MinstrelMan;4505464

    could have been more disapointed to find out he combined the two


    :shock: :w00t: no seriously, it made me laugh when he said that so definitely broke the ice ;-)

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    cheerleader;4505460

    my hubby told me he was a dolphin trainer & a porn star when i met him … my hubby told me he was a dolphin trainer & a porn star when i met him :whistling: was really dissapointed to find out he was neither :cry: :lol:



    I used to go out with a lady dolphin trainer, every now and again I'd flipper over :whistling:

    Banned

    You remind me of a parking ticket.......cos you have fine written all over you

    Humphman;4505479

    I used to go out with a lady dolphin trainer, every now and again I'd … I used to go out with a lady dolphin trainer, every now and again I'd flipper over :whistling:



    :lol: niiiiiiice :thumbsup:

    Humphman;4505479

    I used to go out with a lady dolphin trainer, every now and again I'd … I used to go out with a lady dolphin trainer, every now and again I'd flipper over :whistling:



    Oh, thats good!

    Humphman;4505479

    I used to go out with a lady dolphin trainer, every now and again I'd … I used to go out with a lady dolphin trainer, every now and again I'd flipper over :whistling:


    :roll: :lol:

    "Hi, im McLoving" -I actually know someone who used that one! It didnt work, she didnt understand!

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    ifyoudontask?;4505503

    "Hi, im McLoving" -I actually know someone who used that one! It … "Hi, im McLoving" -I actually know someone who used that one! It didnt work, she didnt understand!



    lol wonder why :-D

    A common one in my region is....


    ''Get yer coat luv. you've pulled.''

    Worked on me.!

    does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    Banned

    Wow, are those real?

    Are you wearing mirrored pants? Cos I can see myself in them tonight

    Banned

    Hello, here's 20 quid. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.


    Haven't we met, I hardly recognise you with your clothes on?

    akme;4505715

    does this rag smell like chloroform to you?



    PabloInTheSky;4505748

    Hello, here's 20 quid. Drink until I am really good looking, then come … Hello, here's 20 quid. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.



    I shall be using them both! repped :thumbsup:

    -did it hurt?
    -what?
    -when you fell from heaven

    akme;4505715

    does this rag smell like chloroform to you?



    Love it!

    Hey worm wanna wiggle

    clondikemike;4506204

    Hey worm wanna wiggle




    hard to say after a few drinks I imagine.

    Get in the back of the Van or the Bunny gets it!

    Hi gorgeous, what do i get for a tenner?

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    Are you wearing mirrored pants? Cos I can see myself in them tonight[/QUOTE]

    Quality - another for tonight lol :thumbsup:

    just remember to check if there 18! haha

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    Punkytiptop;4506315

    just remember to check if there 18! haha



    lmao - good idea, difficult to tell these days !!!!!!

    Banned

    Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
    If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet,
    I would put U and I together.
    [COLOR=#0000bb]Do you have a map? [/COLOR]
    [COLOR=#0000bb]Because I keep getting lost in your eyes[/COLOR]
    Where you arrested earlier?
    It's gotta be illegal to look that good?
    [COLOR=#0000bb]be lost. I thought paradise was further south?[/COLOR]
    I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away
    [COLOR=#0000bb]Is your dad a thief? [/COLOR]
    [COLOR=#0000bb]because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.[/COLOR]
    I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? [COLOR=#0000bb]
    You know, I ain't this tall. [/COLOR]
    [COLOR=#0000bb]I'm just sitting on my wallet. [/COLOR]
    Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
    [COLOR=#0000bb]There is something wrong with my cell phone. [/COLOR]
    [COLOR=#0000bb]It doesn't have your number in it.[/COLOR]
    Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
    [COLOR=#0000bb]I guess u can kiss heaven goodbye [/COLOR]
    [COLOR=#0000bb]cuz it has got to be a sin to look that good[/COLOR]
    Do u have a quarter?
    I told my mom id call her when I fell in love
    [COLOR=#0000bb]Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven[/COLOR]

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    PabloInTheSky;4506369

    Do you have any raisins? How about a date? If I had one chance to … Do you have any raisins? How about a date? If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. [COLOR=#0000bb]Do you have a map? [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000bb]Because I keep getting lost in your eyes[/COLOR] Where you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good? [COLOR=#0000bb]be lost. I thought paradise was further south?[/COLOR] I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away [COLOR=#0000bb]Is your dad a thief? [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000bb]because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.[/COLOR] I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? [COLOR=#0000bb]You know, I ain't this tall. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000bb]I'm just sitting on my wallet. [/COLOR] Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you. [COLOR=#0000bb]There is something wrong with my cell phone. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000bb]It doesn't have your number in it.[/COLOR] Are you accepting applications for your fan club? [COLOR=#0000bb]I guess u can kiss heaven goodbye [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000bb]cuz it has got to be a sin to look that good[/COLOR] Do u have a quarter? I told my mom id call her when I fell in love [COLOR=#0000bb]Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven[/COLOR]



    Sweet stuff lmao:thumbsup:

    "you and me-what about it?" all depends on the delivery...
    "fat penguins" response "something to break the ice"
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