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    whats the best chat up line you have used or had you on you and did it work ?

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    "I do" - still married:(

    Chat up lines are awful.
    A guy once did this one on me.
    Took a piece of ice out of his drink, dropped it to the floor, smashed it then said..
    "Well thats the ice broken, how about a f**k!"

    Ahahahaha i think not mate! Your a minger! lmao
    Edited by: "emmalampkin" 13th Oct 2010

    What's yours OP ?

    no ones tried one on me

    Girl walks into a pub wearing really tight jeans,guy walks up to her and says:"how do you get into those jeans?"

    Girl replies "buy me a double vodka for starters"

    "How much?"



    Gets me laid everytime lol

    Mod & Ed

    Do you want to see my hunny pot? ( had a winnie the poo and his hunny pot tattoo on my thigh ), it worked, he did want to see it, married him, divorced after 10 yrs, got the tattoo covered over with another and ensnared my current husband with that and another chat up line x

    I don't use chat up lines. I use rohipnol.

    CReilly

    I don't use chat up lines. I use rohipnol.



    lol!

    "your mascara is smudged"

    "excuse me,does this rag smell of chloroform?"

    "get your coat,Ive got a knife"

    Original Poster

    deb8z

    What's yours OP ?

    iam a gardener do you want youre bush trimming ( never works dont know why!!)

    boltonboyuk

    iam a gardener do you want youre bush trimming ( never works dont know … iam a gardener do you want youre bush trimming ( never works dont know why!!)



    I did actually laugh out loud at that X)

    effingandjeffing

    "your mascara is smudged"



    And that works

    My face is my chat up line.

    I was once walked up to a redhead in a bar and "don't feel bad about being Ginger I still would". I was very drunk and it was meant to make her feel better but I'm not sure she saw it the same way!!

    don't talk to me, you're ugly thanks, always a good start

    worked way more times than it should though
    Edited by: "Alfonse" 13th Oct 2010
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