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    Chat up lines, you shouldn't use

    1) Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away.

    2) Are your parents retarded?
    cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My Love for you is like diarrhea
    I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card?
    cuz I'd like to sign you out

    5) Is there a mirror in your pants?
    cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
    I'd store my nuts in your hole.

    7) You might not be the best looking girl here,
    but beauty's only a light switch away.

    Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
    Woman - 'WHAT?'
    Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

    9) I know I'm not a Fred Flintstone,
    But I bet I can make your bed-rock.

    10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him?
    I think he went into this cheap motel room...

    11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    12) If your gunna regret this in the morning,
    we kin sleep till afternoon.


    AND.. the best for last!

    13) Your face reminds me of a wrench,
    Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

    21 Comments

    Lol not sure the first 3 would get a result :w00t:

    Been on the receiving end of 5 and 6 before :roll:

    Love 'em! Brightened my day.

    Banned

    fireheaven;3181026

    Lol not sure the first 3 would get a result :w00t:Been on the receiving … Lol not sure the first 3 would get a result :w00t:Been on the receiving end of 5 and 6 before :roll:



    what type of joints do you hang around :?

    lumoruk;3181106

    what type of joints do you hang around :?



    hotukdeals.com/all…sed :-D

    lumoruk;3181106

    what type of joints do you hang around :?



    Oh I have had far far worse - don't think I could even post them on here

    bazzaric;3181126

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/all/misc/discussed :-D




    :lol:

    If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

    If I told you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

    I'm lost, can I have directions to your house?

    Abvance;3181433

    If I told you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?



    someone said that to me in jest once.. well im assuming it was a joke.. :roll:

    I quite like naff chat up lines.. i mean if they make you laugh its all good.

    Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
    Woman - 'WHAT?'
    Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'


    my fav :lol:

    MissRoo;3181487

    I quite like naff chat up lines.. i mean if they make you laugh its all … I quite like naff chat up lines.. i mean if they make you laugh its all good.



    Yeah same here but you can get some really bad one

    haha.. i only tend to hear the usual cheesey ones. But yeh, i bet there are some shockingly bad ones.

    I think the worst I have ever had is - do you want me to **** you hard or slow when I take you home tonight ??:shock:

    fireheaven;3181538

    I think the worst I have ever had is - do you want me to **** you hard or … I think the worst I have ever had is - do you want me to **** you hard or slow when I take you home tonight ??:shock:



    Well i guess its...erm, straight to the point.. :? How crude :lol:

    "were do you workout"

    works a treat

    MissRoo;3181544

    Well i guess its...erm, straight to the point.. :? How crude :lol:



    I know!! I do wonder if he ever got anywhere with that one.

    fireheaven;3181572

    I know!! I do wonder if he ever got anywhere with that one.



    ah well, you never know.. i dread to think. I once got someone saying he would 'marry me tomorrow' all excitedly, but serious (bless).. course he was drunk.. but at least it was something nicer than yours :giggle:

    alcohol strikes again!! hehe

    do you really need to use one of those, or any at all?

    black gerbil1;3181547

    "were do you workout" works a treat




    Seriously :?

    jellybaby22;3181663

    lol I like number 9...that would work for me...:giggle:



    Lol Jelly you know you are gonna hear that loads today now you have said that :-D

    Banned

    fireheaven;3181685

    Lol Jelly you know you are gonna hear that loads today now you have said … Lol Jelly you know you are gonna hear that loads today now you have said that :-D



    need to leave a kind reminder that any offers of courtship should be kept on the boards and not via PM :thumbsup:

    Funny !!

    I see you have your bingo top on...........
    Eyes down look in!!!!!!!!!!

    And this was used on me did laugh as never heard it b4 xx

    black gerbil1;3181547

    "were do you workout" works a treat



    Tell me, can you give me a critical analysis of Genesis? Maybe start by focusing on the shock departure of Peter Gabriel resulting in their transition from prog rock to generic 80's pop torch holders?
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