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    can anyone think of any cheesy/good chat up texts that maybe include something to do with freight/shipping??????????

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    What the frick?

    hey baby, how about I show you my 'packing'

    haha

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    angelfairee;8785061

    What the frick?




    my mate came up with i have ship you would like to sail!!!

    possibly the weirdest request ive seen in a while

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    sassie;8785070

    is this for this guyhttp://www.hotukdeals.com/item/688922/hhhheeelllppp?



    noooooooooooooooooooooooooo way i took everyones advice thanks

    hey baby I've got a 'special delivery' you can sign for

    haha

    Banned

    ALL TIME.
    CLASSIC.
    MISK.
    THREAD.

    I couldn't have done better myself.


    PS: Nice package.... Do me up the freight entrance....

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    acecatcher3;8785071

    possibly the weirdest request ive seen in a while



    well he works dealing with freight and shipping and i thought itd be funny to send a chat up line about it

    sarahjane1988;8785084

    well he works dealing with freight and shipping and i thought itd be … well he works dealing with freight and shipping and i thought itd be funny to send a chat up line about it



    So who's your latest victim?

    Original Poster

    angelfairee;8785086

    So who's your latest victim?



    god chill out will ya its just a laugh!!!!!!!!!

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    vibeone;8785083

    ALL TIME.CLASSIC.MISK.THREAD.I couldn't have done better myself.PS: Nice … ALL TIME.CLASSIC.MISK.THREAD.I couldn't have done better myself.PS: Nice package.... Do me up the freight entrance....



    lmao

    ok op good luck with that

    Can you park your trailer in my lower hold!

    I work in shipping so, trailer (freight) and lower hold the lower part of the ship where they put trailers etc.

    sarahjane1988;8785090

    god chill out will ya its just a laugh!!!!!!!!!



    I'm afraid I can't. I just can't tolerate someone so lacking in morals!

    sarahjane1988;8785084

    well he works dealing with freight and shipping and i thought itd be … well he works dealing with freight and shipping and i thought itd be funny to send a chat up line about it



    in which case hes probably heard every fright/shipping joke going and wont find it funny.

    Banned

    sarahjane1988;8785090

    god chill out will ya its just a laugh!!!!!!!!!



    Yeah AF you weirdo! It's just a laugh about what her bloke is packing

    vibeone;8785101

    Yeah AF you weirdo! It's just a laugh about what her bloke is packing



    Is it too obvious to make a fudge related joke?

    Banned

    angelfairee;8785098

    I'm afraid I can't. I just can't tolerate someone so lacking in morals!



    What happens when you look in a mirror? Do you have panic attacks?

    Banned

    angelfairee;8785106

    Is it too obvious to make a fudge related joke?



    Good work sister.

    if you've got the right goods, I'll let you into my depot

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    numptyj;8785118

    if you've got the right goods, I'll let you into my depot



    lol these are very funny

    Banned

    not related at all to freight/shipping, but if a girl texts me 'wanna ****' - it would usually work :thumbsup:

    vibeone;8785107

    What happens when you look in a mirror? Do you have panic attacks?



    Yes, but for other reasons.

    I've got some goods you can seize and put into evidence

    more police related haha

    customs seized your package, a strip search is in order

    Banned

    Shove your package up my freight hole.

    I'd love to dock my ship in your port?!!!

    I'll let you stuff my jiffy bag

    Banned

    I'm touching my freight for you right now

    Ship on my face

    I've been shipping a lot of frieght for you lately....

    Original Poster

    ei8hty5ive;8785139

    I'd love to dock my ship in your port?!!!



    im not a bloke

    I've got a packet here you might want to examine?!!!

    If you're lucky you can lift something on my forklift

    Banned

    Shippy shippy bang bang.

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    ei8hty5ive;8785152

    I've got a packet here you might want to examine?!!!



    lol

    vibeone;8785146

    I'm touching my freight for you right nowShip on my faceI've been … I'm touching my freight for you right nowShip on my faceI've been shipping a lot of frieght for you lately....



    Give this man a round of applause.

    Ive just spat my golden nuggets out everywhere (not a chat up text)

    Banned

    'My package never comes to early' ...borderline :-D

    'Fast and smooth delivery'

    'This way in'

    'Can you record it'


    ...never was much good at jokes

    Banned

    if i pop down the yard do ya fancy a bonk, beats all the text pretence crap

    sarahjane1988;8785151

    im not a bloke



    I'm just going about how I would use it! Just flip the words around woman!

    Wanna stroke my mast?

    i was running out of ideas so went with a Ship one rather than shipping :lol:
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