CHAV Jokes!

Posted 12th Mar 2009
Just passing thru, thought i'd make some Insomniacs or Vampires smile.

1. What do you call a chav in a box?
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav?
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint it bright yellow and stick a spoiler on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a Big Mac please?
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
15. What do u call a knife in chaville?
Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
18. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
19. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
20. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.
21. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
22. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
23. A bus full of Chavs was driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfou rasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr- gerrrrrrr- Kiiiiing. "
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Excellent !!
Nice one.
Lmao last ones great
16. you can get five in a nova ^_^
Fab - brightened my morning!
That's great, I think I should show my gf these jokes. :giggle:

...And I'm not implying anything there. :lol:
Why use a nova,get a bus

Why use a nova,get a bus

But then someone might realise and push them off a cliff. :whistling:
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ha ha thats great i love it hehe !!!
BTW, I loved the 23rd joke but was that based on the most polite chavs in the world? :giggle:
Nice one mate
What do you call one chav on the moon? - Problem
What do you call two chavs on the moon - Problem
What do you call 3 chavs on the moon - Problem
What do you call all chavs on the mooen - Problem solved

Two chavs are fighting on a cliff then they both fall to their death who wins? - Society
What do you call a chav with two braincells?

Two chavs walk into a mcdonalds you'd have thought one of them would have seen it
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