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    Ok, as the elegancies of poetry passed by many, lets make it 'simples' (especially for you DG lol)

    Old and mouldier, the better.

    Following on from last night's success;

    hotukdeals.com/ite…ht/

    I want to hear your best and worst, whether you've used them, and the reactions received.

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    nice shoes.....wanna xxxx:p

    The ones in my avi are my "have sex with me" shoes:whistling:

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    Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.


    Ha



    Ha




    BOOOOM!

    Don't quote me,i need to edit it before i get infracted!

    Only ever use " grab your coat you've pulled" or " what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this"
    Maybe that's why i'm single :oops:

    I think your shoes would look good on my shoulders...

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    deb8z;4860374

    Don't quote me,i need to edit it before i get infracted!



    huh?

    darren9030;4860399

    Only ever use " grab your coat you've pulled" or " what's a nice girl … Only ever use " grab your coat you've pulled" or " what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this"Maybe that's why i'm single :oops:



    Awwwwwww

    DangerGod;4860408

    huh?



    :-D;-)

    I can't recall anyone actually using a line on me.

    Maybe i should stop jumping on them first!

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    ClarityofMind;4860405

    I think your shoes would look good on my shoulders...



    haha! great

    H_K;4860426

    haha! great



    I meant that they'd just balance there of course.. like shoulder padsor summin... its a fashion statement... :-D

    deb8z;4860423

    I can't recall anyone actually using a line on me.Maybe i should stop … I can't recall anyone actually using a line on me.Maybe i should stop jumping on them first!


    Now that's seriously exciting stuff :-D:-D:-D

    darren9030;4860448

    Now that's seriously exciting stuff :-D:-D:-D



    :w00t:lol

    I've not seen you around much,have you been away,or have i been in bed whilst you were here:roll:

    Medieval chat up line #1
    Mine groin hath stirreth upon thine most amplest of chests. May I be so bold as to bury mine face between such orbs of splenditure?

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    donnydude;4860465

    Medieval chat up line #1Mine groin hath stirreth upon thine most amplest … Medieval chat up line #1Mine groin hath stirreth upon thine most amplest of chests. May I be so bold as to bury mine face between such orbs of splenditure?



    ooh love it, reminds me of Austen speak

    deb8z;4860457

    :w00t:lolI've not seen you around much,have you been away,or have i been … :w00t:lolI've not seen you around much,have you been away,or have i been in bed whilst you were here:roll:


    I usually stick to the games i guess so maybe that's why & often play overnight whilst at work

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    ClarityofMind;4860437

    I meant that they'd just balance there of course.. like shoulder padsor … I meant that they'd just balance there of course.. like shoulder padsor summin... its a fashion statement... :-D



    then we are on different wavelengths!

    H_K;4860480

    then we are on different wavelengths!



    i was thinking of not receiving a telling off from the HUKD gods... lol

    I always get asked
    "are those real" and no it never works, lol

    H_K;4860480

    then we are on different wavelengths!


    +1 :thumbsup:

    Kitten13;4860491

    I always get asked"are those real" and no it never works, lol


    Are what real :?

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    darren9030;4860495

    Are what real :?



    her diamond earings :thinking: ?

    darren9030;4860478

    I usually stick to the games i guess so maybe that's why & often play … I usually stick to the games i guess so maybe that's why & often play overnight whilst at work



    Games:roll:

    darren9030;4860495

    Are what real :?



    her shoes of course!!

    yeah of course, the diamonds and the shoes....... lol

    most blokes dont notice them, it's mainly the chest, lol

    ClarityofMind;4860505

    her shoes of course!!


    Hate shoes fetishes - very difficult to get rid of though :x

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    Kitten13;4860519

    yeah of course, the diamonds and the shoes....... lolmost blokes dont … yeah of course, the diamonds and the shoes....... lolmost blokes dont notice them, it's mainly the chest, lol



    lol i know the guys want to ask but feel abit pervy so ill go right ahead

    lezzzz av a look

    darren9030;4860528

    Hate shoes fetishes - very difficult to get rid of though :x



    You have a shoe fetish ??

    Oh my!

    DangerGod;4860530

    lol i know the guys want to ask but feel abit pervy so ill go right … lol i know the guys want to ask but feel abit pervy so ill go right aheadlezzzz av a look



    maybe one day, lol

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    Kitten13;4860548

    maybe one day, lol



    oh.

    deb8z;4860546

    You have a shoe fetish ??Oh my!


    Takes all sorts. I bet everyone on here has some kind of fetish that they may not admit to .

    darren9030;4860562

    Takes all sorts. I bet everyone on here has some kind of fetish that … Takes all sorts. I bet everyone on here has some kind of fetish that they may not admit to .



    I'm totally boring,so nope:w00t:

    deb8z;4860565

    I'm totally boring,so nope:w00t:


    Ah well only the whole world knows now :roll:

    On that note,this totally boring person is off to bed!

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    night debz

    damn - no shoes to look at now :giggle:

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    darren it seems we are meant to be, i was left in a thread with you last night to lol

    DangerGod;4860595

    darren it seems we are meant to be, i was left in a thread with you last … darren it seems we are meant to be, i was left in a thread with you last night to lol


    yeah & look at our posts - creepy :w00t:

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    darren9030;4860606

    yeah & look at our posts - creepy :w00t:



    haha :whistling:
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