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    Cider and laptops do not mix!

    Had a good day out yesterday on the pop.

    Woke up not long ago with my laptop beside me on the bed.....and a can of cider, half empty on its side............on top of my laptop keyboard!

    Oooops! One thinks he fell asleep with a can cider in ones hand......what a plonky!

    All day drinking sessions are no longer my strong point.

    Laptop refuses to acknowledge any form communication whatsoever.

    Cost of alcohol: £50
    Cost of takeaway: £5
    Cost of new laptop: £300
    Cost of prostitute: I think she turned me down!
    Look on my face when I woke up: Priceless!

    11 Comments

    Maybe the prostitute poured your can of cider over your laptop after you refused to pay him!

    NEtech

    Cost of prostitute: I think she turned me down!

    airfix

    Maybe the prostitute poured your can of cider over your laptop after you … Maybe the prostitute poured your can of cider over your laptop after you refused to pay him!



    ^ blatant attempt to get a "Like" from somebody that seems to have memory loss from less than half a can of cider.

    NEtech

    Cost of prostitute: I think she turned me down!

    airfix

    Maybe the prostitute poured your can of cider over your laptop after you … Maybe the prostitute poured your can of cider over your laptop after you refused to pay him!



    All I'm saying is he is in denial over his sexual orientation.

    Original Poster

    Gotta keep your options open.

    Original Poster

    Thanks Steve but I am gonna build a desktop for Photoshop work, been missing a desktop for some time now and this is the perfect excuse to build one.

    NEtech

    Thanks Steve but I am gonna build a desktop for Photoshop work, been … Thanks Steve but I am gonna build a desktop for Photoshop work, been missing a desktop for some time now and this is the perfect excuse to build one.


    When built lock away before you go out

    thats what u get for watching porn in bed whilst drunk and drinking...

    Lucifer_UK

    thats what u get for watching porn in bed whilst drunk and drinking...


    And he can't take desk top to bed

    I hope

    Op you have the money you won on the Grand National here to pay for a laptop

    At least you did not wake up in a strangers house, and get told in the morning you knocked on their door heard music and get wanted to join the party! ( Actually happened to me just after I turned 18 haha)
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