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    Coffee of Whisky ?

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    On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped
    in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the
    parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow!"

    The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and
    forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the
    parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you
    bitch!"

    Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still
    no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's
    approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now,bitch,
    or I'll give you a slap."

    Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown
    out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards
    the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly you're a
    lippy b******!"

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    Yes, well ....

    And you've changed your avatar - nice!

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    Deek43;2403829

    Yes, well ....And you've changed your avatar - nice!


    Hiya Deek, how is you ?
    just off to do some work now, ( as much as I'd love to stay on the comp' all day ! ):) chat soon x

    snowtiger;2403958

    Hiya Deek, how is you ? just off to do some work now, ( as much as I'd … Hiya Deek, how is you ? just off to do some work now, ( as much as I'd love to stay on the comp' all day ! ):) chat soon x



    Hi, fine thanks.

    Speak another time, when you're free. Got to get the kids from school soon.:friends:

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    good un..how do you get an avatar that moves

    podd2000;2403986

    good un..how do you get an avatar that moves



    You feed it and look after it and love it, then, eventually ............ it comes to life!!!





















    Or you find the thread where someone will do it for you:p

    Someone also put this site up once, but i havent used it, might be of use to you ]http//ww…pen

    podd2000;2403986

    good un..how do you get an avatar that moves



    I just looked for a picture and resized it in Photobucket and it worked! Mind you, I've tried other ones and I can't get them to move. I'm sure there's a link on here on how to do it - I'll have a look.:thumbsup:

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    Deek43;2404028

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/203879/animated-avatars/



    Cheers:thumbsup:
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