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    Colonic Irrigation!

    Hi guys, I have spoken to a guy at work who told me (and the rest of the work place) that he has booked himself in for a colonic irrigation.

    He's not said why he's doing it but was wondering whether anyone in here has had it done or has a "friend" who has done it. And what the benefits are....exept for a sore a$$

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    so your "friend" is getting it done huh?

    Original Poster

    Well hes the kind of guy who's not shy to talk about stuff. He usually walks in on a monday and tells the whole work place the kind of girls hes scored with and other things. Just want to know who has had it done and whether it has had any benificial impact on them... he's trying to pursade me to do it but it just sit right with me.... i watched a clip on youtube and you see **** floating in a clear tube... and its not just you who sees it, the attendant sees it tooo, usually a fit lasy, so you spoilt your chances with her once she sees the kind of crap you eat lol

    Banned

    Just slip a shower unit up (minus the head) and save a fortune.

    Remember to switch the tap off before you start to gargle. (I'd imaging the taste won't be too nice either!)

    Let us know how it goes.

    Original Poster

    guv

    Just slip a shower unit up (minus the head) and save a fortune.Remember … Just slip a shower unit up (minus the head) and save a fortune.Remember to switch the tap off before you start to gargle. (I'd imaging the taste won't be too nice either!)Let us know how it goes.




    i will repeat again , its not ME whos doing it... but if the benefits are there, why not!

    oh and inb4 the sausage jokes (numptyj!)

    inb4 numpty dropping his pants and enjoying the show

    Original Poster

    ham82

    inb4 numpty dropping his pants and enjoying the show



    he always says "dropping my pants" but im sure he doesnt own any... think hes bottomless lol !

    Is your mate full of s**t?

    Original Poster

    kingy58

    Is your mate full of s**t?



    yes he is....... i got a feeling thats why he wanrts to get it done

    makes u lose a few pounds!

    m8 take it from me colonic irrigation does nothing for you , and to put something into the a.nal canal to the rectum to the sigmoid area without viewing it is so very dangerous if the person recieving the irrigatiion has diverticula or so there is a great risk of perforation of the large bowel which can lead to a major op and death ,trust me m8 leave well alone

    to do a full colonic irrigation they would need to advance to the ileal caecal area and without viewing apparatus is so very dangerous

    singer

    why was the word a.nal editted jees




    Edited by: "singer" 27th Apr 2011

    Total crap (_;)

    It is part of the same school that peddles the detox lotions and potions. If you have bowel probs, you will likely need a sigmoid or colonoscopy, you have to do a couple of days bowel prep but cost NOTHING. I hope not many of you end up in that position, illness is nothing to look forward to.

    This is something for the worried well who have nothing better ot do with their money....their choice.
    Edited by: "iglimpse" 27th Apr 2011

    could be "right up your alley"

    Rupz

    Well hes the kind of guy who's not shy to talk about stuff. He usually … Well hes the kind of guy who's not shy to talk about stuff. He usually walks in on a monday and tells the whole work place the kind of girls hes scored with and other things. Just want to know who has had it done and whether it has had any benificial impact on them... he's trying to pursade me to do it but it just sit right with me.... i watched a clip on youtube and you see **** floating in a clear tube... and its not just you who sees it, the attendant sees it tooo, usually a fit lasy, so you spoilt your chances with her once she sees the kind of crap you eat lol



    You had no chance anyway

    Original Poster

    deek72

    You had no chance anyway



    like think i had a small chance

    proberbly full of ****
    Edited by moderator: "Swear filter avoidance" 28th Apr 2011

    Original Poster

    singer

    m8 take it from me colonic irrigation does nothing for you , and to put … m8 take it from me colonic irrigation does nothing for you , and to put something into the a.nal canal to the rectum to the sigmoid area without viewing it is so very dangerous if the person recieving the irrigatiion has diverticula or so there is a great risk of perforation of the large bowel which can lead to a major op and death ,trust me m8 leave well alone to do a full colonic irrigation they would need to advance to the ileal caecal area and without viewing apparatus is so very dangerous singerwhy was the word a.nal editted jees



    Thanks for your comments. I have done a little bit of reading, mainly conference & journal articles which have been peer reviewed. Seems with any colon invasive treatment, be it colonoscopy, enemas, etc, the problem is how far up it goes. I have read the further up it goes the worse it is. The least invasive is the enema as it does not go up alot but the drawback is the stuff is out in the open. The paper and websites say laxitives are good, but the "rolls royce" of stomach cleaning is the pressure washer system aka colonic irrigation.

    Funnily enough, the NHS as well as other papers have yet to confirm any evidence of health benefits, but many people have sworn that it has helped them with their IBS, and generally feel good.

    Will let me friend know

    good luck with your procedure Rupz!

    Original Poster

    well im going to wait to see how it went for him... if all went well i mignt take the plung

    Rupz

    like think i had a small chance



    It's all relative I suppose.
    Small aircraft carrier small chance - no.
    Small amoeba small chance - possibly.

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