Found 1st Apr 2009
In for 1 this afternoon.

Dreading it.

Does it hurt?
Can you get knocked out?


Anyone had 1 and can tell me.

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another sick joke? spam

Original Poster

im 100% serious this time.

Ive drank the horrible horrible Picolax.

Im dreading it tbh.

Hey, how come everyone has suspended after their name - am I missing something? Some kind of joke perhaps..? :thinking:

No, it doesn`t hurt, it can be a little uncomfortable but not too bad. They may give you a little sedative to relax you but won`t knock you out.
I have lost count the times I have had this done, nothing to worry about.

Hope everything goes well.

Take a chill the dreaded picolax is the worst part. Its more embarrassing than pain full. you may be offered sedation depending on you condition but most are done without....Honest it dont hurt

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Liddle ol' me;4796263

Hey, how come everyone has suspended after their name - am I missing … Hey, how come everyone has suspended after their name - am I missing something? Some kind of joke perhaps..? :thinking:



Wow. So slow... Jus sayin!

try to relax, it will go better. hope it all goes well x

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Its alright they won't knock you out but they will sedate you and you'll end up druifting off yourself. I had it done about 5 years ago and was dreading it, even begged them to knock me out but it was all fine in the end.

Original Poster

Cheers...im gonna ask to be sedated.

The finger treatment hurt so thats probs why m dreading it.

I cant wait to have something to eat 24hours is agess!

Trying to redeem yourself?

and I'm suspended and still able to post ... curiouser and curiouser ... there must be a blip in the system ....

Original Poster

Nope not at all. Im sorry for the joke. But i really am having this,.

The first time I had this done, afterwards the doctor asked me if I was ok.... I told him I was a bit upset, when he asked why, I told him.............


















After what you just did to me, you didn`t even tell me you loved me! :w00t:

Liddle ol' me;4796263

Hey, how come everyone has suspended after their name - am I missing … Hey, how come everyone has suspended after their name - am I missing something? Some kind of joke perhaps..? :thinking:



its april 1st think the mods are jus havin a laugh

vengod;4796333

Nope not at all. Im sorry for the joke. But i really am having this,.



I can understand the joke in that case. A way of relieving tension perhaps?

vengod;4796333

Nope not at all. Im sorry for the joke. But i really am having this,.



You are really having a colonoscopy and yet you thought it was funny to joke you'd already had one and been diagnosed with cancer......:thinking:

r13lah;4796353

its april 1st think the mods are jus havin a laugh



I don't get it. What has April 1st got to do with it..? :?

Original Poster

Liddle ol' me;4796361

I can understand the joke in that case. A way of relieving tension … I can understand the joke in that case. A way of relieving tension perhaps?



Possibly..

Ive been awake most night.

Original Poster

tinkerbell28;4796395

By the end of today it will all be over:)



I hope so..

tinkerbell28;4796395

By the end of today it will all be over:)



Yep, and the worst that will happen is that you'll be walking with a slight limp this afternoon, à la a young gay man after losing his virginity.

Liddle ol' me;4796329

and I'm suspended and still able to post ... curiouser and curiouser ... … and I'm suspended and still able to post ... curiouser and curiouser ... there must be a blip in the system ....



n00b, it's April 1st Liddle

Mike..

MikeBeaver;4796545

n00b, it's April 1st Liddle :pMike..



So people keep saying - but what is this April 1st thing? Never heard of it :?

Liddle ol' me;4796586

So people keep saying - but what is this April 1st thing? Never heard of … So people keep saying - but what is this April 1st thing? Never heard of it :?



en.wikipedia.org/wik…ols_Day[/url]

cuzzy;4796639

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools_Day[/url]



Thank you. That's four on my list so far ;-)

Hi i have one of these every 12 months as i have chrons disease and they are not as bad as you think, the sedation works a treat and you should not remember much about it ,the only thing i dont like about it is having my ass sticking out in for everyone to view...lol, you will be fine i hope it goes well for you and good luck.

MikeBeaver;4796545

n00b, it's April 1st Liddle :pMike..



No. 3 is yours Mike :thumbsup:

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The worst thing is a thoughtless doctor who may poke their finger in too fast.
Made me jump!

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tara1082;4796712

Hi i have one of these every 12 months as i have chrons disease and they … Hi i have one of these every 12 months as i have chrons disease and they are not as bad as you think, the sedation works a treat and you should not remember much about it ,the only thing i dont like about it is having my ass sticking out in for everyone to view...lol, you will be fine i hope it goes well for you and good luck.



Did you have an operation for the chron's?? I got over a foot of my stomach removed 5 years ago with Chrons and these days my docs don't do anything except give me asacol. Was gonna ask if I should be getting colonoscopys regularly but don't fancy them really

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It's just like OCD sex. Don't clench and you'll be fine.

Original Poster

Well had it done. I remember talking and the start and then nothin until about 2 mins before the end?

Didnt hurt. End was just a bit uncomfortable.

Original Poster

tinkerbell28;4803064

See



lol..

Thanks

vengod;4803033

Well had it done. I remember talking and the start and then nothin until … Well had it done. I remember talking and the start and then nothin until about 2 mins before the end? Didnt hurt. End was just a bit uncomfortable.



Do you mean the end of the procedure was a bit uncomfortable, or YOUR end was a bit uncomfortable?

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shibi din;4803112

Do you mean the end of the procedure was a bit uncomfortable, or YOUR end … Do you mean the end of the procedure was a bit uncomfortable, or YOUR end was a bit uncomfortable?



When the camera was on its way out..
lol

Glad it went well, hope the results are ok. :thumbsup:

Paddy Charlie;4797573

Did you have an operation for the chron's?? I got over a foot of my … Did you have an operation for the chron's?? I got over a foot of my stomach removed 5 years ago with Chrons and these days my docs don't do anything except give me asacol. Was gonna ask if I should be getting colonoscopys regularly but don't fancy them really



No not had operation as yet its under control at the moment with medication apart from the odd flare up things are going good.
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