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    'Hello, technical support, how can I help you' ?

    LADY: 'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking,then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing'.

    SUPPORT: 'I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is, so! they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'.

    When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was, said what happened to it, this is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!!!!

    And you thought you had computer problems !!!

    17 Comments

    Original Poster

    http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1866/64592054jh2.png
    Think it was after the mouse!!

    No no no please say that is not possible! Will have to insist someone checks our computer before I use it now!

    Wow, almost unbelievable...

    However...

    I worked in tech support and things I've seen! We had a customer come into the shop complaining that we'd installed the DVD drive upside down...

    ....wait for it...

    ...

    ...

    ...she had the whole computer upside down!

    Or the customer who thought that wireless meant he didn't have to plug in his new laptop...

    ... ever!

    I could understand it being inside the case as a lot of people have a backing plate off but inside the power supply unit? :-O

    Animals are always getting into computers...

    http://lolcat.com/pics/pceatinmegz.jpg

    LOL

    Original Poster

    http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5571/37657226kn0.png

    seems to be alive too... it's changed position in the two photos!

    WOW

    Best one i heard was the old biddy who phoned tech support up to say the cup holder had broke, she meant the cd tray

    im more shocked that tech support sent a guy out next day! hehe

    very good - all :giggle:

    Banned

    :w00t:

    onlyme23;1946028

    im more shocked that tech support sent a guy out next day! hehe



    ooooooohhh yyeeeaaahhhhh!

    Banned

    you know this is fake right? what hole do you have on your computer big enough to fit the snakes head in? it doesnt make sense!

    http://preetamrai.com/weblog/images/eating_snakes.jpg
    That's it in the afterlife ...

    Banned

    kippy;1947546

    That's it in the afterlife ...



    oh my! skin on and everything!

    imranmaz;1947541

    you know this is fake right? what hole do you have on your computer big … you know this is fake right? what hole do you have on your computer big enough to fit the snakes head in? it doesnt make sense!



    well i think so too as the ****** would have touched ac at some stage and got fried like the mouse that chewed my cooker cable lol
    speaking of,, i once found a mouse nest inside a pc that had a rear blanking plate missing

    Banned

    maddogb;1949099

    well i think so too as the ****** would have touched ac at some stage and … well i think so too as the ****** would have touched ac at some stage and got fried like the mouse that chewed my cooker cable lolspeaking of,, i once found a mouse nest inside a pc that had a rear blanking plate missing



    i guess they wanted a few MEGABITES for the little ones...
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