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    Computers are female - apparently!

    As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!"). Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:
    1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
    3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
    4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
    5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your wages on accessories for it.

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    and lots of slots to plug things into.... :whistling:

    if computers are women why would they have a 3&half inch floppy drive.......

    Just remember unlike a female we have the last word.
    Plug the plug and it won't answer back lol.

    no wonder your always sticking usbs and other things into them

    and being a man, you obviously don't understand computers

    Going by some of they comparisons anyway.

    SExism - isn't it wonderful...
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