Found 16th Mar 2009
Anyone know where i can order some online for free or from someone else...i dont want to go collect them in person...

yeah i dont mind collecting them...but i was sat here thinking that i need to top up on them...and might aswell get some online while i have free time

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haha your not gunna nail a ginger are ya?

seriously though why not just collect them? dont be shy mate we are all banging away nothing new

lol what are you 13......

mens toilets?

op is going to have a posh one then lol

Original Poster

haha dangergod...no i couldnt cause i would be screaming jokes

what is the difference between a brick and a ginger?
a brick can get layed

hahaha classic!

Original Poster

yeah then i have to get cash out...then get pound coins...when all i use is my card really...and no im not 13...13 year olds are no where near my size...im 17

Put "Condom" in the search box.

TBH, if you can't work that out, think you'll have trouble putting a johnny on.

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be a man and collect them in person. You could always try eBay though, look for a private auction.

But i say, if you're not man enough to go into a shop to buy them, are you man enough to go in a.......

anyway, it'll look good if you go in a shop n have the confidence to ask for them, the good looking woman behind the counter will think; 'wow, he's sensible, i like him' (unless you pick extra extra small)

just kidding mate. take it easy.

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JboyJayJason;4659688

haha dangergod...no i couldnt cause i would be screaming jokeswhat is the … haha dangergod...no i couldnt cause i would be screaming jokeswhat is the difference between a brick and a ginger?a brick can get layedhahaha classic!



lool ye ye u make sure u say that when u see a ginger mate they love you for it.

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black gerbil1;4659685

op is going to have a posh one then lol



i lol'd

Original Poster

haha...yeah i dont mind collecting them...but i was sat here thinking that i need to top up on them...and might aswell get some online while i have free time

thesaint;4659699

Put "Condom" in the search box.TBH, if you can't work that out, think … Put "Condom" in the search box.TBH, if you can't work that out, think you'll have trouble putting a johnny on.



pmsl:-D +1

Take a trip to your local GUM clinic

Original Poster

thannks for the quick responses tho haha

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JboyJayJason;4659790

thannks for the quick responses tho haha



its ok, we all beat our meat .. even saint.

Original Poster

haha yours doesnt happen to be ginger does it?

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JboyJayJason;4659790

thannks for the quick responses tho haha



I'm 19 years old and when i was 17 i wasn't as lucky as you. Go get em! But on a serious note, at least you're taking protection, never know what the girl has got, even if she says she's clean. Heard that one before!!!

(I'm sure shes a nice girl, just sayin though buddy)

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JboyJayJason;4659806

haha yours doesnt happen to be ginger does it?



narhh man ... thank gawd

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black gerbil1;4659685

op is going to have a posh one then lol



atleast he's getting some... sleep alone much?

now i know why your embarrassed

http://www.freepostfancydress.com/Joke-Mini-Condoms_0_0_GWF0.jpg

Original Poster

yeah thanks gooddeal i know what you mean...luckily we been in serious relationship since we were both 14....but i didnt lose it till the night of my 16th...kind of a present i guess lol...but yeah im taking it seriously mate...aint having my life ruined by a child at the age of 17...i live near that boy near brighton who is dad at 13

On a more serious note I found that this deal was really good (about 20 pounds)
freedoms-shop.nhs.uk/con…tml

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JboyJayJason;4659847

yeah thanks gooddeal i know what you mean...luckily we been in serious … yeah thanks gooddeal i know what you mean...luckily we been in serious relationship since we were both 14....but i didnt lose it till the night of my 16th...kind of a present i guess lol...but yeah im taking it seriously mate...aint having my life ruined by a child at the age of 17...i live near that boy near brighton who is dad at 13



Yeah i heard that in the news, that was some really messed up stuff. I was really annoyed in work today, some girl i like-kinda, she completely ignored me and i'm going off the subject aren't i. I need to get that off my chest though at some point. Girls can be a pain in the butt.

Anyways im gonna call it a night. take care everyone.

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thankyou tinkerbell....to be honest i dont think i would be this sensible, but because it's such a serious relationship, i don't want it ruined

gooddeals9;4659878

Yeah i heard that in the news, that was some really messed up stuff. I … Yeah i heard that in the news, that was some really messed up stuff. I was really annoyed in work today, some girl i like-kinda, she completely ignored me and i'm going off the subject aren't i. I need to get that off my chest though at some point. Girls can be a pain in the butt.Anyways im gonna call it a night. take care everyone.



I think you'll find "she" is a "he".

Original Poster

anyone else have any ideas?

thesaint;4659972

I think you'll find "she" is a "he".



Your personal experience is always welcome stain.


I'd imagine it is somewhere anyway

Original Poster

haha grex no need lol...

Original Poster

but funny lol...is there a limit to the bumps you can do on here?

try this, you can become a condom tester!!!

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JboyJayJason;4660107

but funny lol...is there a limit to the bumps you can do on here?



2 per thread, from OP! :thumbsup:

Have you considered doing it without protection....it feels so much better and is free all the way? :lol:

fireheaven;4659750

Take a trip to your local GUM clinic



Lol, why, so you can just sit there and laugh at everyone? :giggle:

http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu37/tigerallstars/Raincoats.jpg
I think they do your size:whistling:

Original Poster

haha...condom tester...thankyou reallyfriendlyman for saying that however i don't want a kid at 17

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just use a sock

Pull it out...

Get her on the pill its so much better and cheaper.

BlondeBella;4661465

Get her on the pill its so much better and cheaper.



+1

Or implant so if she does have to take antibiotics, its still effective.

Original Poster

i havent got any spare sock lol...do antibiotics work?
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