An Irish man went to confession in St.
    Patrick's Catholic Church..
    'Father', he confessed, 'it has been
    one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie
    Green twice last month.'

    The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven.
    Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'

    Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the
    confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my
    last confession.. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a
    week for the past two months.'

    This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this
    Nookie Green?'

    'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the
    sinner replied.

    'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say
    ten Hail Mary's.;

    At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to
    deliver the sermon, a tall,

    voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman
    entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church
    fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat
    down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and
    very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green

    The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in
    the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs
    spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she
    wasn't wearing any underwear.

    The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered,
    'Is that Nookie Green?'

    The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his
    ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think
    it's just a reflection from her shoes'

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