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    Confessions...

    Is there anyone needing to confess their sins? Done something you shouldn't have and is it weighing on you mind? Here is the place to do it! Lift the weight off your shoulders in (relative) anonymity and give us all a laugh in the process!

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    Have you got any secrets?

    I know where you live

    Original Poster

    DLM;7697543

    Have you got any secrets?I know where you live



    That is a scary thought!!

    Original Poster

    whatsThePoint;7697537

    I'd like to confess i am reading posts on here at gone midnight as i have … I'd like to confess i am reading posts on here at gone midnight as i have nothing better to do



    Haha! I know how you feel!!!

    I'd like to confess that i think this woman is the hottest in the world

    http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/we-love-telly/assets_c/2009/04/susan-boyle-pic-itv-150409-thumb-450x324.jpg






    [SIZE="1"]Oh wait...this isn't the joke confession thread?[/SIZE]

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    ei8hty5ive;7697547

    That is a scary thought!!



    I am not that scary honest

    DLM;7697560

    I am not that scary honest



    Matter of opinion............:whistling: :-D

    Banned

    deek72;7697573

    Matter of opinion............:whistling: :-D



    That's it your on ignore again (tongue out)

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    um...I once (when i was a teenage love fool!) called my friends (ex) girlfriend and asked her for a date only 3 DAYS after they had broke up!! In hindsight, that may have been a little bit soon...If you are reading this Wayne, I'm sorry...And she said no, the cow...!

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    My name is not Andy

    Original Poster

    andywedge;7697593

    My name is not Andy



    What?!!! :?

    The whole of HUKD misc is in shock right now...!

    Banned

    ei8hty5ive;7697592

    um...I once (when i was a teenage love fool!) called my friends (ex) … um...I once (when i was a teenage love fool!) called my friends (ex) girlfriend and asked her for a date only 3 DAYS after they had broke up!! In hindsight, that may have been a little bit soon...If you are reading this Wayne, I'm sorry...And she said no, the cow...!



    You nasty piece of work (tongue out)

    andywedge;7697593

    My name is not Andy



    *Gasps*

    "I'm going to alert the Hamster population at once, it's an outrage!"




    *5 minutes later*



    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-gasp-hamster.jpg

    Multiplied by 30 million.

    Original Poster

    DLM;7697608

    You nasty piece of work (tongue out)



    Firstly they had officially broken up and secondly he was more of a mates mate and thirdly, damn she was hot!! So that made it ok in my head at the time...Alls fair in love and war...

    I confess to almighty God,
    and to you,
    my brothers and sisters,
    that I have sinned through my own fault,
    in my thoughts and in my words,
    in what I have done,
    and in what I have failed to do;
    and I ask blessed Mary,
    ever virgin,
    all the angels and saints,
    and you,
    my brothers and sisters,
    to pray for me to the Lord our God.

    I once killed a man















    Joking

    Original Poster

    Tony B writes, Forgive me for I have sinned, I have to confess to getting into bed with G Bush and making up stories about WMD's...Oh and I think my wife is funny looking too. Please forgive me.

    DarkKnight;7697612

    *Gasps*"I'm going to alert the Hamster population at once, it's an … *Gasps*"I'm going to alert the Hamster population at once, it's an outrage!"*5 minutes later* Big lol!! :lol:Multiplied by 30 million.

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    It is a derivative of Andy though; and its what people generally call me
    My name is Ανδρέας (hope Greek works on HUKD) pronounced Andras or Andros; I prefer Andras; it means "manly" BTW

    shauneco;7697716

    I once killed a manJoking



    Lead































    balloon.

    Original Poster

    deek72;7697760

    Lead balloon.



    A bit like this thread!! Is no-one willing to confess!?! Pah!

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    I aint confessing anything bad
    But I've been on Talk sport (regularly) as the Man City "official fan" and I've commentated on a City match on Sky sports. And they pay me for it. LOL

    andywedge;7697807

    I aint confessing anything badBut I've been on Talk sport (regularly) as … I aint confessing anything badBut I've been on Talk sport (regularly) as the Man City "official fan" and I've commentated on a City match on Sky sports. And they pay me for it. LOL



    How did they understand you? You talk in squeaks.

    Original Poster

    andywedge;7697807

    I aint confessing anything badBut I've been on Talk sport (regularly) as … I aint confessing anything badBut I've been on Talk sport (regularly) as the Man City "official fan" and I've commentated on a City match on Sky sports. And they pay me for it. LOL



    Man City fan?!!! You poor sod! I thought you said you weren't going to confess anything bad!! :thumbsup::-D

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    starsparkle2311;7697811

    I've got LOADS of confessions, on behalf of 'friends' of course, where do … I've got LOADS of confessions, on behalf of 'friends' of course, where do I start?



    Anywhere you like!! Spill the beans Sparkles!!

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    DarkKnight;7697812

    How did they understand you? You talk in squeaks.


    Universal translator
    ei8hty5ive;7697832

    Man City fan?!!! You poor sod! I thought you said you weren't going to … Man City fan?!!! You poor sod! I thought you said you weren't going to confess anything bad!! :thumbsup::-D


    Yaaaa booooo CITY CITY

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    andywedge;7697593

    My name is not Andy



    youtube.com/wat…Kxw

    What a let down.

    angelfairee;7697990

    What a let down.



    ;-)

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    bykergrove;7697931

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw



    I NEVER tire of that ;-)

    DarkKnight;7697612

    *Gasps*"I'm going to alert the Hamster population at once, it's an … *Gasps*"I'm going to alert the Hamster population at once, it's an outrage!"*5 minutes later*Multiplied by 30 million.




    Not a hamster i'm afraid. FAIL

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    angelfairee;7697990

    What a let down.



    I get that a lot from girls...Sigh...;-)

    Sebas111;7699134

    Not a hamster i'm afraid. FAIL



    I know it's not a hamster. But i couldn't find one with a hamster in it OK?:)

    ei8hty5ive;7697592

    um...I once (when i was a teenage love fool!) called my friends (ex) … um...I once (when i was a teenage love fool!) called my friends (ex) girlfriend and asked her for a date only 3 DAYS after they had broke up!! In hindsight, that may have been a little bit soon...If you are reading this Wayne, I'm sorry...And she said no, the cow...!



    I slept with an ex's best friend two hours after she chucked me....

    Oh wait, I've just confessed now haven't I?! :w00t:

    ei8hty5ive;7697592

    um...I once (when i was a teenage love fool!) called my friends (ex) … um...I once (when i was a teenage love fool!) called my friends (ex) girlfriend and asked her for a date only 3 DAYS after they had broke up!! In hindsight, that may have been a little bit soon...If you are reading this Wayne, I'm sorry...And she said no, the cow...!



    Oh Jesus I went with a friends ex like a day later then heard they were still going out, opps, guess I sinned worse than you, she was wild though, must look her up, thanks for the reminder, I had a rash and it glowed like ET'S finger for a week, but would I do it all again? YES.

    Infact I am proud, take my confession back, I went with a funny one and she gave me a glowing gear knob for a week, that it what life is all about :-D

    On a serious note, we all done some silly stuff when we were younger, it made you who you are today.

    andywedge;7697756

    It is a derivative of Andy though; and its what people generally call … It is a derivative of Andy though; and its what people generally call meMy name is Ανδρέας (hope Greek works on HUKD) pronounced Andras or Andros; I prefer Andras; it means "manly" BTW



    Lol , we have a turkish guy working with us who is called Muffet...........everyone calls him Mike
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