Constipation or Diarrhoea?

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Found 3rd Dec 2008
As title. Which one would you rather have and why?
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Constipation.

With the other is the worry of farting....GULP...\especially if out and about

The latter, as eventually you will get rid of it all.

With the former you can be bunged up for days and still suffer from the worse stomach cramps!!

Once you've had a baby, and experienced constipation....you would pray you had the runs!

Constipation and a home enema kit

'job' done

both...

Original Poster

Abvance;3647100

both...



lmao, u cant choose both. that defeats the point....:p

Original Poster

diarrhoea.

its less painful but i hate the splashbacks!

A vote for the trots here.

Suffered from constipation a few years ago, it was hell.



My old landlord got rid of his constipation by sticking his finger up his ass to unplug it.

King of Thieves;3647120

diarrhoea.its less painful but i hate the splashbacks!



yeah but the best way to stop coughing as much is to take laxatives rather than cough medicine

thesaint;3647130

A vote for the trots here. :)Suffered from constipation a few years ago, … A vote for the trots here. :)Suffered from constipation a few years ago, it was hell.My old landlord got rid of his constipation by sticking his finger up his ass to unplug it.



did he tell you/show you this ?

Buttmonk3y;3647070

Constipation.With the other is the worry of farting....GULP...\especially … Constipation.With the other is the worry of farting....GULP...\especially if out and about


Oh give me diarrhoea every time! Safe as us ladies never fart

thesaint;3647130

A vote for the trots here. :)Suffered from constipation a few years ago, … A vote for the trots here. :)Suffered from constipation a few years ago, it was hell.My old landlord got rid of his constipation by sticking his finger up his ass to unplug it.



Donkey abuse!

Lulu'sMammy;3647088

Once you've had a baby, and experienced constipation....you would pray … Once you've had a baby, and experienced constipation....you would pray you had the runs!



I agree with you! Not a nice feeling at all

alnbowes;3647144

did he tell you/show you this ?



He told me, not sure why?
He was in his 80's and didn't have anyone to talk to.

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snowtiger;3647152

Oh give me diarrhoea every time! Safe as us ladies never fart



Maybe not ladies. But have you seen the females walking the streets today?... :whistling:

King of Thieves;3647120

diarrhoea.its less painful but i hate the splashbacks!


You need to lift the seat up & lower yourself as far down in 'the pan' as possible to minimise 'splashages' or try & do from a standing position & run. ;-)

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I get diverticulitus and it hurts, so a dose of the galloping trots for me please.

snowtiger;3647236

You need to lift the seat up & lower yourself as far down in 'the pan' as … You need to lift the seat up & lower yourself as far down in 'the pan' as possible to minimise 'splashages' or try & do from a standing position & run. ;-)



There speaks the voice of reason and experience.

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snowtiger;3647236

You need to lift the seat up & lower yourself as far down in 'the pan' as … You need to lift the seat up & lower yourself as far down in 'the pan' as possible to minimise 'splashages' or try & do from a standing position & run. ;-)



Thanks for the tip. I find putting a decent layer of tissue in the toilet before you release helps.
The tissue absorbs most of the impact.

Only problem you have to worry about now though is blockages.

King of Thieves;3647261

Thanks for the tip. I find putting a decent layer of tissue in the toilet … Thanks for the tip. I find putting a decent layer of tissue in the toilet before you release helps.The tissue absorbs most of the impact.Only problem you have to worry about now though is blockages.


& not to be tested in a friends bathroom

I found this thread hillarious, yet mildly arousing... i think i need to see someone...

jellybaby22;3647293

your putting me off my lunch here.......whats with this thread......:o


JB .............I can honestly say everyone is talking a load of carp ITT :giggle:

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snowtiger;3647329

JB .............I can honestly say everyone is talking a load of carp ITT … JB .............I can honestly say everyone is talking a load of carp ITT :giggle:



:w00t:

Including you snowtiger, inluding you ;-)

King of Thieves;3647345

:w00t:Including you snowtiger, inluding you ;-)


omg especially me KOT :lol: ... no change there then!

thesaint;3647181

He told me, not sure why?He was in his 80's and didn't have anyone to … He told me, not sure why?He was in his 80's and didn't have anyone to talk to.



you must have one of those faces that allows people to offload

bitseylango;3647420

you must have one of those faces that allows people to offload



No one has offloaded on my face. Homie don't play that. :x

thesaint;3647453

No one has offloaded on my face. Homie don't play that. :x



you took it the wrong way sainty :whistling:

bitseylango;3647461

you took it the wrong way sainty :whistling:



I haven't taken it the wrong way either. What you doing to me on here?

bitseylango;3647420

you must have one of those faces that allows people to offload


:lol: Quote of the week Bitsey

:-D

Gotta rep for that Saint!

Diarrhoea. I get it quite a lot as I had an intestine operation at 10 days old (I had a twist in it and I was vomitting like the exorcist and never did that black tar poo that babies do!!) the worst is being constipated and in agony. I actually ended up in hospital from the pain once- felt worse than labour and I have a son, so don't laugh! :P

bitseylango;3647420

you must have one of those faces that allows people to offload



EEeewww :?

[SIZE="3"]Aint nothin' feels better than a right good dose of the Bombay Fritters :w00t:[/SIZE]

diarrhea...lose a bit if weight!

magicbeans;3648437

diarrhea...lose a bit if weight!



lmao
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