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    Cuckoo Joke

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I Got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, And I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem p*ssed off at all. Whew! Got Away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock Cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, Cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed Twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and f*rted."

    3 Comments

    Made me laugh out loud!! Very funny.

    hilarious x x x

    elegant lady...:giggle:
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