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    Curse needs lifting

    I'm cursed for definate over the last 2 moths now. No matter what I try, however small, goes wrong. Even simple ordering off of well established big name internet retailers will go wrong.

    I'm at the point where I don't want to try anything; i won't do anything wrong myself but some 'circumstance' will crop up everytime just to mock me and make my life super stressful... like canceled orders (months ago) turning up and getting charged for sending it back, giving stuff to people that for no reason inexplicably decides not to work, over and over not just the once. It's become a full time job just correcting all the errors which are not even my errors.

    So if there's any good witches/wizards out there that could do me a favour and tell me how I can lift my curse or whip me up a potion or something, I would be most grateful.

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    alaakazammmmm alaakazooooo there will be no more curse on you *snaps fingers*

    there we go all fixed

    izzy wizzy, lets get busy!

    curse lifted

    positive thinking .....

    i prey

    http://dinosaurfanfiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/raptor-jesus.jpg

    if u hit me £300 thru paypal.....ill cure it, dont listen to the fake curers above me, pm me for more details.

    Confess your Faith
    Commit to Obedience
    Confess Any Known Sins
    Forgive Others
    Renounce All Contact With the Occult

    Original Poster

    Thanks everyone hopefully all will be well now.

    @acecatcher3, unfortunately I cannot send you £300.00 becuase I'm cursed and it will go wrong, unless now I'm cured of course and then there's no need for your services.. but thx

    Original Poster

    choc1969;3506049

    Confess your Faith Commit to Obedience Confess Any Known Sins Forgive … Confess your Faith Commit to Obedience Confess Any Known Sins Forgive Others Renounce All Contact With the Occult




    unfortunately I belive God is a reflection of the world or the other way round, therfore I can't see any help coming from that direction, only pain. lol

    Banned

    Do a poo in an empty margarine/butter tub.

    Seal the tub with sellotape so the lid's nice and tight. Set fire to the tub, make sure you do this outside.

    Then, when the fire is out, take all the ashes/remains and put them in a suacepan of oil (engine oil, not cooking oil)

    Boil the oil until it starts spitting and bubbling. Then when it's ready, pour it into a pair of your shoes. Any pair, even some old ones that aren't worn much anymore.

    Leave the oil/shoe thing to cool for 9 hours. After it's cooled, stand outside, preferably on grass and pour the mixture straight from the shoe into your mouth. Don't drink it like it's a cup of tea, just tilt your head back and pour it straight into your mouth.

    You should now be healed of your curse.

    DanJackson;3506060

    Do a poo in an empty margarine/butter tub. Seal the tub with sellotape so … Do a poo in an empty margarine/butter tub. Seal the tub with sellotape so the lid's nice and tight. Set fire to the tub, make sure you do this outside. Then, when the fire is out, take all the ashes/remains and put them in a suacepan of oil (engine oil, not cooking oil)Boil the oil until it starts spitting and bubbling. Then when it's ready, pour it into a pair of your shoes. Any pair, even some old ones that aren't worn much anymore. Leave the oil/shoe thing to cool for 9 hours. After it's cooled, stand outside, preferably on grass and pour the mixture straight from the shoe into your mouth. Don't drink it like it's a cup of tea, just tilt your head back and pour it straight into your mouth. You should now be healed of your curse.


    do you have bad breath?

    Original Poster

    DanJackson;3506060

    Do a poo in an empty margarine/butter tub. Seal the tub with sellotape so … Do a poo in an empty margarine/butter tub. Seal the tub with sellotape so the lid's nice and tight. Set fire to the tub, make sure you do this outside. Then, when the fire is out, take all the ashes/remains and put them in a suacepan of oil (engine oil, not cooking oil)Boil the oil until it starts spitting and bubbling. Then when it's ready, pour it into a pair of your shoes. Any pair, even some old ones that aren't worn much anymore. Leave the oil/shoe thing to cool for 9 hours. After it's cooled, stand outside, preferably on grass and pour the mixture straight from the shoe into your mouth. Don't drink it like it's a cup of tea, just tilt your head back and pour it straight into your mouth. You should now be healed of your curse.



    cheers, though I might save your method as a last resort.

    thx again.

    ..................... and from this day on he lived happily ever after ahhhhhhhhhhh
    You make your own luck buddy ;-)

    Meangreenie;3506059

    unfortunately I belive God is a reflection of the world or the other way … unfortunately I belive God is a reflection of the world or the other way round, therfore I can't see any help coming from that direction, only pain. lol



    need to dance anti-clockwise around a young willow tree on a full moon

    Original Poster

    Well I'm off out to sort some **** out again, I'll report back later if all the traffic lights were red, etc

    choc1969;3506089

    need to dance anti-clockwise around a young willow tree on a full moon


    is that with poo and oil?

    Banned

    acecatcher3;3506034

    if u hit me £300 thru paypal.....ill cure it, dont listen to the fake … if u hit me £300 thru paypal.....ill cure it, dont listen to the fake curers above me, pm me for more details.



    All dealings have to be done on the thread


    REPORTED

    Enjoy your suspension

    raptorcigs;3506106

    is that with poo and oil?



    no.....but you need to be naked, forgot that vital part :thumbsup:

    Banned

    choc1969;3506125

    no.....but you need to be naked, forgot that vital part :thumbsup:



    Next time you do this give me a shout...I would be interested to see this...

    Find a virgin (not easy I know) and sacrifice her. Always works for me.

    ODB_69;3506139

    Next time you do this give me a shout...I would be interested to see … Next time you do this give me a shout...I would be interested to see this...



    you'd have to join in, be at one with nature :thumbsup:

    choc1969;3506125

    no.....but you need to be naked, forgot that vital part :thumbsup:



    Oh yeh, keeping it above gutter level again, I see. :whistling:

    ps ive reported u for being that rhouga or whatever his name is....

    this is low..

    taking over someone elses account just to list ur problems

    Banned

    choc1969;3506154

    you'd have to join in, be at one with nature :thumbsup:



    If you wanna see me bits dangling thats up to you I dont mind....


    maybe better to do it in more intimate surroundings though as its my first time...


    Jacuzzi??

    jellybaby22;3506175

    but I dont want to be sacrificed.....:whistling::-D



    Mmmmm. I'm guessing that you may not be truthing :roll:

    you cannot sacrifice me as i is onwy wittle babyz
    http://bp1.blogger.com/_L8-GitdTG04/SCav9YJM30I/AAAAAAAAAKA/w3F2sBNCnS8/s400/raptor-jesusthumbnail.jpg

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> magical sexy chat going on in this thread ... on a Wednesday afternoon... what is this world coming to

    ODB_69;3506185

    If you wanna see me bits dangling thats up to you I dont mind....maybe … If you wanna see me bits dangling thats up to you I dont mind....maybe better to do it in more intimate surroundings though as its my first time...Jacuzzi??



    Don't forget the SB&C :w00t:

    snowtiger;3506202

    magical sexy chat going on in this thread ... on a Wednesday … >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> magical sexy chat going on in this thread ... on a Wednesday afternoon... what is this world coming to



    A re-enactment of Boogie Nights, starring ODB, choc69 and jellybaby. Awaiting response from ODB............

    Banned

    kyalion;3506227

    A re-enactment of Boogie Nights, starring ODB, choc69 and jellybaby. … A re-enactment of Boogie Nights, starring ODB, choc69 and jellybaby. Awaiting response from ODB............




    BINGO BANGO!


    Whos wearing the rollerskates?



    Can I have a dodgy 70's tache?

    ODB_69;3506251

    BINGO BANGO!Whos wearing the rollerskates?Can I have a dodgy 70's tache?



    Now that would just be too unlucky :o, water, roller blades and a tache

    choc1969;3506277

    Now that would just be too unlucky :o, water, roller blades and a tache



    My camera is waterproof fortunately :w00t:

    jellybaby22;3506292

    :? Im glad I have nno idea wat your talking about...but really me and … :? Im glad I have nno idea wat your talking about...but really me and your fantasies seem to go hand in hand:-D



    Yeh, baby

    jellybaby22;3506292

    :? Im glad I have nno idea wat your talking about...but really me and … :? Im glad I have nno idea wat your talking about...but really me and your fantasies seem to go hand in hand:-D



    You mean you've never had the pleasure of watching Boogie Nights. OMG !!!!!!

    Banned

    Boogie Nights is awesome!

    play.com/DVD…tml

    Enter a trade with ryouga, you gotta come off best with him.

    jellybaby22;3506333

    ;-)noooooo should I have ??? :-D



    ODB_69;3506350

    Boogie Nights is … Boogie Nights is awesome!http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/1900/Boogie-Nights/Product.html



    How much time do you two actually spend together watching DVD's ?

    ODB_69;3506350

    Boogie Nights is … Boogie Nights is awesome!http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/1900/Boogie-Nights/Product.html



    I asked admin on here if I could change my name to Dirk Diggler a few months back.
    Computer says NO. :x

    jellybaby22;3506402

    like I would watch dvds with him...can think of much better stuff to do … like I would watch dvds with him...can think of much better stuff to do :whistling:



    Washing, ironing, cooking etc........... :-D:whistling:

    Banned

    jellybaby22;3506402

    like I would watch dvds with him...can think of much better stuff to do … like I would watch dvds with him...can think of much better stuff to do :whistling:



    Innit!

    kyalion;3506409

    I asked admin on here if I could change my name to Dirk Diggler a few … I asked admin on here if I could change my name to Dirk Diggler a few months back. Computer says NO. :x



    OWNED


    kyalion;3506421

    Washing, ironing, cooking etc........... :-D:whistling:




    OWNED
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