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    Daddy's little girl

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
    nature through such innocent eyes.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.







    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

    'They're mating,' her father replied.

    'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

    'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

    'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
    he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

    'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
    lifted
    her foot and stomped them flat.

    'Well, we're not having any of that p**fter sh*t in our garden' she
    said.

    6 Comments

    Seen it on here b4! lol
    http://robdamanii.com/macros/you-have-failed-please-die.thumbnail.png

    lol

    LMAO - love that one

    My daughter was about two and was in the garden, she looked up all angelically as a small light aircraft circled overhead making its descent, she looked at me and said " f*cking planes" and walked in!!!

    jellybaby22;2741606

    LMAO..like the fail sign too.



    me tooo lol

    & me hehe :roll:

    Reallyyyyyy good :thumbsup:
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