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    De-bloating.

    Waaaaah. My friend has decided we're going out tonight and I've just eaten bread and now am the approximate size of a small whale.

    Help meeeeee, I need to stop being so bloated in the next...2 hours.

    IDEAS, GO.

    43 Comments

    take a dump ?

    Not sure but have a whale of a time :thumbsup:

    Indigestion tabs - rennies etc. Or eat something peppermint.

    transit;7625914

    Not sure but have a tail of a time :thumbsup:



    :w00t::w00t:

    Big suckky in pants!

    Get someone to lie on your stomach.

    try release a huge big fart

    Try and go for a poo if you can, and take some anti-acids (as many help with bloating).

    Windeezes tablets are good as well as they do the same.

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    bossyboots;7625912

    take a dump ?



    I don't need to go!

    BabySmurfette;7625922

    Indigestion tabs - rennies etc. Or eat something peppermint.



    The only thing minty I have is chewing gum :?

    Take your head for a squeeze

    http://www.foodintol.com/images/arcade/Feeling%20bloated.jpeg

    Original Poster

    BabySmurfette;7625928

    Big suckky in pants!



    If I have to resort to this, I will. I'd rather not though. No one will love me if I look like I'm pregnant and I'm wearing Bridget Jones pants.

    thesaint;7625932

    Get someone to lie on your stomach.



    Are you offering?

    bossyboots;7625934

    try release a huge big fart



    Look bossy, I'm trying to maintain a ladylike image here...you're really not helping me!

    Carley;7625954

    christ, how much bread have you eaten to feel so bloated?



    2 pieces.

    Lol you wont notice if your out will you ?

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    dcx_badass;7625979

    Drink a glass of salt water.



    STOP TRYING TO KILL ME.

    aah96;7625997

    Lol you wont notice if your out will you ?



    Yes. It will be all I think about...it will CONSUME MY LIFE.

    you feel bloated off 2 slices of bread lol, what have you eaten the rest of the day? i would have to eat like 10 slices before i would feel bloated infact i would probably still want to eat something else.

    Banned

    Sex :giggle:

    DLM;7626036

    Sex :giggle:



    before or after the dump?:oops:

    Give chewing gum a try - mint is good for indigestion.

    Original Poster

    dcx_badass;7626034

    It won't kill you, you'll just throw up the bread.



    I don't want to throw up!

    greyparrot;7626035

    you feel bloated off 2 slices of bread lol, what have you eaten the rest … you feel bloated off 2 slices of bread lol, what have you eaten the rest of the day? i would have to eat like 10 slices before i would feel bloated infact i would probably still want to eat something else.



    I ate a sausage and some cucumber with it.

    DLM;7626036

    Sex :giggle:



    Do you really think I will be able to find someone who wants to have sex with me when I look like a pregnant hippo?!?!?! GOD.

    plumberman01;7626050

    before or after the dump?:oops:



    :lol::lol: see it wasnt that bad was it !!!!!

    angelfairee;7626089

    Do you really think I will be able to find someone who wants to have sex … Do you really think I will be able to find someone who wants to have sex with me when I look like a pregnant hippo?!?!?! GOD.



    just wait for the offers.......

    Original Poster

    dcx_badass;7626095

    Stop whining then!



    Shut up! :x

    Okay I found 2 Rennie things and ate those. And I'm chewing gum. I don't need to do a poo.

    Anything else?!

    bossyboots;7626124

    :lol::lol: see it wasnt that bad was it !!!!!



    no it was my first thought but i thought AF was too much of a lady to suggest something like that...so i suggested she get drunk and wouldnt notice her gut any more:w00t:

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    andymack;7626138

    just wait for the offers.......



    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EcYLui_6qNs/ScOLcCZoHxI/AAAAAAAABZw/ekms0SexfeU/s400/tumbleweed.jpg

    Banned

    plumberman01;7626050

    before or after the dump?:oops:



    Not sure whether before or after would be better

    Original Poster

    plumberman01;7626156

    no it was my first thought but i thought AF was too much of a lady to … no it was my first thought but i thought AF was too much of a lady to suggest something like that...so i suggested she get drunk and wouldnt notice her gut any more:w00t:



    I like you.

    Banned

    angelfairee;7626089

    Do you really think I will be able to find someone who wants to have sex … Do you really think I will be able to find someone who wants to have sex with me when I look like a pregnant hippo?!?!?! GOD.



    They are not fussy on here :-D

    Lie on your stomach for a while, might push any *ahem* wind out!

    Oh, and stop worrying and have a good time! Wish i was out tonight

    Banned

    angelfairee;7626148

    Shut up! :xOkay I found 2 Rennie things and ate those. And I'm chewing … Shut up! :xOkay I found 2 Rennie things and ate those. And I'm chewing gum. I don't need to do a poo.Anything else?!



    Exercise :thumbsup:

    Banned

    bossyboots;7625912

    take a dump ?



    :-D

    Original Poster

    DLM;7626173

    They are not fussy on here :-D



    How rude.

    BabySmurfette;7626180

    Lie on your stomach for a while, might push any *ahem* wind out!Oh, and … Lie on your stomach for a while, might push any *ahem* wind out!Oh, and stop worrying and have a good time! Wish i was out tonight



    Okay I'll try that as well. Bleurghh.

    DLM;7626185

    Exercise :thumbsup:



    I've already been to the gym today, what more do you want from me?!

    livingthelife07;7626192

    How about trying this - … How about trying this - http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/587832/scientific-experiment-gag-reflex :thumbsup:



    If you read that thread I think you'll find a post by me that says I have no gag reflex anyway so that's no help!

    Banned

    angelfairee;7626225

    How rude. I've already been to the gym today, what more do you want from … How rude. I've already been to the gym today, what more do you want from me?!



    It wasn't aimed at you, sorry :oops:

    Just go out and enjoy yourself :thumbsup:

    angelfairee;7626225

    If you read that thread I think you'll find a post by me that says I have … If you read that thread I think you'll find a post by me that says I have no gag reflex anyway so that's no help!



    Nice :thumbsup:

    That's going to be useful when we finally hook up :whistling:

    thesaint;7625932

    Get someone to lie on your stomach.



    angelfairee;7625988

    Are you offering?



    I'm washing my hair tonight.

    Original Poster

    CFC_Mark;7626307

    Nice :thumbsup:That's going to be useful when we finally hook up … Nice :thumbsup:That's going to be useful when we finally hook up :whistling:



    You're 17!

    Lol at some suggestions in this thread!

    angelfairee;7626381

    You're 17!



    :roll: age aint nothing but a number

    and Im 18 :x

    Original Poster

    CFC_Mark;7626405

    :roll: age aint nothing but a numberand Im 18 :x



    No you're not! You're 17!

    angelfairee;7626435

    No you're not! You're 17!



    :roll: If you say so
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