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    Dear Dad letter............

    Dear Dad letter............
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    A father passing by his sons bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
    nicely made, and everything was picked up.

    Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
    addressed, Dad.

    With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
    with trembling hands.

    Dear Dad,
    It is with great regret and sorrow that Im writing you.
    I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
    with Mum and you.

    Ive been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
    knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
    her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
    But its not only the passion,

    Dad.Shes pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.
    She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the
    whole winter.

    We share a dream of having many more children.
    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesnt, really hurt
    anyone.

    Well be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other
    people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
    In the meantime, well pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
    Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

    Dont worry Dad, Im 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
    Someday, Im sure well be back to visit, so you can get to know your
    many grand children.

    Love,
    your son,
    John.

    P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.
    Im over at Tommys house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
    things in life than the school report thats on my desk.

    I love you!


    Call when it is safe for me to come home


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    9 Comments

    Lol if only I'd thought of that when I was at school!

    Brilliant - have some rep for that one!

    Good one..!!!

    Ooooh you're definately digging the oldies out tonight. :thumbsup:

    Ha, well worth reading that again. Can't remember when or where I saw it, but its brilliant.

    That is excellent!

    LOL funny

    V. V. Funny :thumbsup:

    ahh 2 weeks after i got my report........ smooth
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