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    Dear old Granny

    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

    A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

    A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

    Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."

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    Ha classic! nice one skusey

    "ahhhh childish flatulence humor. you shall be spared the death by hungry mongoose"
    "yes my lord"

    Lol made me laugh, as always

    I got one let me see if i can remember it

    An old man took his old wife to the doctors as she was complaining of cramp - the doctor assessed her and said she would need to be kept over night for checks but the doctor said there could be a way to cure her cramps - by giving her oral sex
    so the old man went into the room alone with his wife
    2 minutes later alarms rang in the hospital and the old man came out of the room - the doctors rushed in and pronounced her dead, so pulled the old man aside and asked him
    What happened ?
    to which he replied
    She choked

    Sorry i couldnt remember it but i was a funny joke

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    I got one let me see if i can remember it An old man took his old wife to … I got one let me see if i can remember it An old man took his old wife to the doctors as she was complaining of cramp - the doctor assessed her and said she would need to be kept over night for checks but the doctor said there could be a way to cure her cramps - by giving her oral sex so the old man went into the room alone with his wife 2 minutes later alarms rang in the hospital and the old man came out of the room - the doctors rushed in and pronounced her dead, so pulled the old man aside and asked him What happened ? to which he replied She chokedSorry i couldnt remember it but i was a funny joke



    :whistling:Its the way you tell 'em:p
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