Found 25th Apr 2008
In this thread, just post a message to someone you know. Tell them anything you really want to but are too scared to. Thank them, cheer them up, anything. But don't say their name, just start it.. "Dear You..."

It will give everyone an insight into your deranged (or otherwise) lives.

One shall post in a moment.

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Dear You

I hate the living day lights out of you.

Yours Faithfully.

HU5TLER

Original Poster Banned

Dear You,

You left me, without warning - before my true feelings could be revealed. You were the ewe, I was the abandoned lamb. Perhaps, one day, we shall be reunited. In the slaughter house in the sky. Everybody thought you were mutton, but to me, you were greater than lamb. You may be gone, but I shall never forget you.

Yours Sincerely, Snuggles.

Dear You

Thanks for all that you've done for us recently. I know you do it for the best of reasons, but, I'm afraid to say, I feel you also do it for the worst.

It's probably unnecessary to spell out in detail what I mean by this. Surely you will understand immediately if my intuitions are correct? Yes?

An authentic deed must not expect a return, especially not a return with interest. In fact, the measure of its authenticity surely lies in the expectation that it might be thrown back in your face! You know that as well as I. What's more, you know that I know this too.

Having thought this through more times than is good for either of us, I've decided to accept that the best reasons are there, and therefore to accept your gift. The shadow of the worst I'll consider to be just that - a shadow, briefly passing by.

Your gift is accepted with thanks and respect:

Liddle ol' me et al.

Dear You
Why Ddid U Steal My Pants During My Shower Now I Had To Run Across The Road Naked To The Flats
Hope Your Happy

muffin247;1963617

Dear YouWhy Ddid U Steal My Pants During My Shower Now I Had To Run … Dear YouWhy Ddid U Steal My Pants During My Shower Now I Had To Run Across The Road Naked To The FlatsHope Your Happy



lol - very good! (but shouldn't that be Hope you're happy? :p)

Dear you

You drain the life from me and take all my money and I come back for more. I try my best and all I get in return is to freeze. You tempt me back everyday for more and I leave more and more captivated. I hate it yet love it, so I will return once again!

See you soon...

Gavin

Dear ewe,
see you later - I'll be wearing my wellies....

backtothecaves;1964067

Dear ewe,see you later - I'll be wearing my wellies....



hahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!

backtothecaves;1964067

Dear ewe,see you later - I'll be wearing my wellies....


That made me L O very L!!!

Dear backtothecaves
You really make me wet my pants, thank god you've got your wellies!!
from
Mammy x

Original Poster Banned

Dear You,

You seem so very dim. A lot of people don't like you. I don't think you are great myself, but there is a small part of me that likes some of your well-hidden qualities. You have some ridiculous ideas. You never carry them through. You also seem to take the easy route out, avoiding confrontation by making weasle like comments. I can't change you, nobody can. You're probably not even worth the effort.

Yours Sincerely, JDeal.

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I wonder where you thought of "ewe" from!
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