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    Delia v's real women

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    Delia's Way
    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
    ice-cream drips.

    The Real Woman's Way
    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone. You are probably
    lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

    Delia's Way
    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
    potatoes.

    The Real Woman's Way
    Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

    Delia's Way
    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the
    dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of
    the cake.

    The Real Woman's Way
    Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

    Delia's Way
    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
    potato slice.

    The Real Woman's Way
    If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough.
    Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat
    it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'

    Delia's Way
    Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it
    will keep for weeks

    The Real Woman's Way

    It could keep forever. Who eats it?

    Delia's Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
    forehead. The throbbing will go away.

    The Real Woman's Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces
    of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you
    wont give a flying banana!

    Finally the most important tip - my favourite!

    Delia's Way
    Freeze left over wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

    The Real Woman's Way
    Left over wine???? Hellooo ???

    This is the problem with so-called 'real women' though nowadays.

    They think they know it all.

    The thing is, us real blokes just let them think they do!

    taasda;2123593

    Delia's Way The Real Woman's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the … Delia's Way The Real Woman's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.



    It's also good practice.

    :lol:

    Does the apple thing work? I doubt it as apples go rotten long before potatoes sprout :? Have to try it sometime though....

    haha... great!

    Shengis;2123632

    :lol:Does the apple thing work? I doubt it as apples go rotten long … :lol:Does the apple thing work? I doubt it as apples go rotten long before potatoes sprout :? Have to try it sometime though....



    Apparently it does. They give off nitrogen which stops the potatoes from sprouting.

    v good taasda

    The Real Woman's Way
    If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough.
    Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat
    it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'

    sooooooooo true! hehe

    magicbeans;2124074

    The Real Woman's Way If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, … The Real Woman's Way If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.' sooooooooo true! hehe



    My nan used to say "I didnt ask you to like it, I told you to eat it" to my mum/aunties

    Have heard these before, but are they really accurate now that Delia has joined the cheats??? :thumbsup:

    Delia's Way Freeze left over wine into ice cubes for future use in … Delia's Way Freeze left over wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles The Real Woman's Way Left over wine???? Hellooo ???



    The clincher!!
    Excellent:-D
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