Dentist with a sense of humour....

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Found 10th Mar 2011
The other day, a gentleman went to a Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.


The Dentist takes out a freezing needle to give him a shot.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said.

The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

"I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me"!

The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills".

The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet".

The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW"! "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer"!
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Original Poster

"It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth"

"It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but at least now you can go **** yourself"

"It doesn't", said the dentist, "but it will stop you from being such a softy"

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It doesn't said the dentist, but it will be better than a little **** in your mouth

it doesnt the dentist said, but I fancy a rough **** afterwards, and you're my only client until 3pm
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