Found 28th Nov 2008
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (Ok, I'm going off the 'pig' idea a bit)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm.......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

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Working, day off or what?

mikebike;3593818

Working, day off or what?



I guarantee you he's at work
Who in their right mind would waste time at home posting stuff like that :-D

Original Poster

:-D, it was either post that or scratch my butt!

:giggle:

Trickyjabs;3593831

:-D, it was either post that or scratch my butt!


Choices choices?

lmao, you've made my day a more joyfull one, thankyou

Just had a collegue moaning that getting things done at work is like "banging my head against a brick wall"

At least now he knows he's losing weight at the same time:p

Cheers Tricky. Made me laugh

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)



oh believe me I know people who could create one in less than a week!

Trickyjabs;

Did you know...... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you … Did you know...... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)(I'm still not over the pig.)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (Ok, I'm going off the 'pig' idea a bit)Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm.......)Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)



Yes:thumbsup:

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MinstrelMan;3594810

Yes:thumbsup:



You're my hero!! :-D

You've brightened up my Fri lol

Trickyjabs;3593831

:-D, it was either post that or scratch my butt!



Scratching your butt isn't too bad but sniffing your fingers afterwards should be avoided!

lol

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